Mike

Absolutely wild that the ref wasn't asked to have a look at that.

Chelsea get away with a pen.

Been there a few weeks, honestly. Gonna be gutted when it's over.

Inclined to edit it and act like nothing happened.

Absolutely gutted, like. That was a fucking dunk right way around.

Ah feck I've only gone and fucked that. Eat shit Froggy.

GET THE FUCK IN.

Fuck off giving a yellow for that!

Fair play, you fucking ate our lunch.

Would genuinely be halfway to Mars on a rage rocket if I were a Fulham fan.

Cannot believe that made it past VAR. Fuck off Webb.

I'd be hanging out the back of Ana De Armas right now if I had half as much self belief as Sam.

Wish Pardew got half the shit Lamps is getting, but nee fucker noticed it happening up here.

It's wild that wor Alan isnt in a job. The bar is so low. Pards to Chelsea would genuinely be an upgrade.

Nice. Can't wait to see him screaming from the cherry pucker again.

This is sad.

Shit, there's still hope for you and me.

Just saw the news.

Everyone having a go at hockling on Stif's joke.

This is where on FM you feel like the tactics have finally taken and all you have to do is keep everyone healthy.

Don't think Gordon had a bad game, he just hasn't gelled yet.