Mike

God DAMN I miss you guys.

Honestly the cops would have shown up by now, fucking around in this police state, my dude.

I feel like I can hear @Rocker screaming at his tele.

Seems like something that would come up at some point but nah.

Fabinho could have been sent off twice.

How has Fabinho yet again escaped a red.

New idea, we all stay in Rockers room in Jamaica.

Nature is healing.

It was needlessly romantic.

From a distance Rock looks like he goes everywhere with his keys between his fingers but then you make eye contact and he's the sweetest person on the planet Earth. Like...holy hell.

You were handsy as fuck after the match, if you recall. That felt like a yes.

Absolutely need to stick a safety smilie but the fact that I got on the plane without saying "Ah its yourself!" ONCE. I'm sorry but I cannot believe my restraint

We passed it but Branko was like Jiminy cricket on my shoulder.

We're already doing this, board?

Bang average is harsher than "They're chips."

That was expertly giffed, you gotta admit.

@thomas @B-more Mag @Kanji @GeneralYankKlaxon

The main meet was at that bar near Central, but there were sevral throughout the day. First one at the club shop, then the strawberry, then a restaurant and finally the bar itself. Presumably the final one was gonna be us Office Spacing the fuck out of a horse while doing the Toon toon chant.

I was gonna go to fyeo but @Super Duper Branko Strupar told a horror story about how you lot use CARDS IN STRIPCLUBS and that was me done. If I've misinterpreted a typo this is a disgrace of a post.

On a nor.al Tuesday at 5am I would be out the bed and headed to the gym. I'm am fucking shattered and those goddamn beautiful cobblestone roads hurt like a motherfucker. My feet are fucking deceased.

This cocksucker right here. Let me tell you, I met him in person on Sunday and from the moment he popped out the station and I screamed You Motherfucker at him, it's felt like I've known him 20 years. This guy is my dude. He can't navigate a map for shit, but he's absolutely fucking top notch. Apparently a gwordie woman misled him about where to get off the train and he got lost coming from the airport. I ain't meet a single mean Geordie lady and I was wandering the town like I was jumping off Assassins Creed towers and opening up the map. I call bullshit, but it felt rude to do in person so I'm having a go now from the comfort of my entire ocean in the way.