Mike

Gasping for the Jan window to open.

If you couldn't find fruit or veg here that's on you my dude. We've got entirely too much of every kind of food. You can get the fuck out of some diabetes at Dunkin though. Fucking hell that was close. Get us the fuck out of here.

Be watching this game until the Bills game starts.

It's like a slightly snootier Dunkin. The little flatbread pizzas are ok too. The dipshit watching is off the scale on the right day as well.

S'alright. The green tea is class.

Looks like such a bullshit foul in slo mo.

Fucking hell, Wood.

Schar's light gets cut off so quick.

Targett shit in Howe's tea?

Red for that dive.

We did.

That's a yellow?

Disgraceful from Sancho.

God this has dodgy pen winner written all over it.

Richarlison and Antony act as counterbalances to Jo and Bruno.

How was THAT not a pen?

That's not fair.

Klopp would have spit his veneers off bitching about that call.

That's not a pen? That's a foul everywhere else on the pitch.

We're not gonna get a single fucking replay of that.

No no no don't dismiss it so quick. It's a thinker.

I've never seen anything good from this show.

Bournmouth Fulham Ream won the ball in the area but controlled the ball with his hand on the ground. Ref and VAR called it accidental.

Think that's def handball.

Irresponsible of Bruno to have sex with his unreal wife, like. Sell.