Mike

Swear I turn into a Republican for 90 minutes whenever we play these.

Are they gonna show it live on Instagram or is there an Onlyfans?

Cannot wait for the signs to come down.

Right. Time to bring Hatem back, Eddie.

Goddamn

Wew.

League is stacked.

That's just fucking gross.

Farce if this gets overturned.

Is that harsh? I feel like that's harsh.

All of a sudden pundits notice we're fucking dogshit.

Be spinning in the toilet trying to flush himself through the fucking pipes.

Mercifully this is one of the quicker shitfests we've held.

They honestly got a bit bored during their last stretch of possession.

Harsh on the sea. We already live in perilous enough times.

Want them to keep a camera on Howe just to make sure he doesn't nope the fuck out of the ground.

I like how we never sign players and we've had this lot for a century but they still play like they just met this morning.

Brighton feeding us our dicks.

Wild to think that if Ashley was still here, Bruce wouldn't even be under pressure.

Howe better get used to making that face.

Yeah...

That's absolutely demonic thinking.

Dead impressed with him, tbh.