Willow

I imagine in previous training sessions Carver just had them all lined up to watch him and Stoney attempting to throw their shoes over a pub roof.

Daniel Ainsworth ‏@Ainsworth1980 Jun 18 Bas Dost from Wolfsburg to Newcastle should be a done deal by tomorrow. #nufc http://i.imgur.com/Q6E0hVp.gif

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I'm glad solely for the reason he makes me cringe whenever I see him interviewed. Never liked the guy.

Immediate transfer requests from Steven Taylor and Rob Elliot. http://chattypics.com/files/Babyworshiplawd_0fanycvyj1.gif

Prolly posted but saw this Lee Ryder tweet on rtg https://twitter.com/ByTheMinNUFC/status/613358513176354816/photo/1

no matter how many times I see that picture, it makes me laugh every time

Anyone heard of Cathro? sup http://i1.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article857146.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/ian-cathro-image-1-465468107.jpg

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change it for 1 hour, DO ITTTTTTT

also, ney swearin man! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2948224/Derby-s-success-term-no-swearing-policy-says-coach-Paul-Simpson.html

we may as well get this guy in to help as a cheap stop-gap

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Reported.

Is this available to listen to online? https://www.facebook.com/bbcnewcastle/videos/10152964200911279/ Impressive interview, hopefully he gets the resources to get us back on track. He has my full support.

no SD mugs but more pics: http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/search/2/image?phrase=newcastle+united+fc&clarifications=&family=creative&license=rm&license=rf

I think... ...we're gonna win tha league

please god no

get the fuck innnnnnnnnn http://i.imgur.com/hHlJSAK.jpg also hope this comes off: Both Carver and Stone leave with pay-offs but the goalkeeping coach, Andy Woodman, who also has five years left on his contract, has not been sacked. Pardew is believed to be keen on taking Woodman to Palace and Newcastle would be due compensation should that move materialise.

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Cass linkage https://beanbagsports.com/blog/2015/06/02/exclusive-steve-mcclaren-is-the-new-manager-of-newcastle-united/ EXCLUSIVE – Steve McClaren is the new manager of Newcastle United June 2, 2015 4:43 pm An announcement about the appointment of the 54-year-old former England coach will be made when he returns from a brief holiday next week. McClaren will take charge of a dressing room which includes several high-priced players as billionaire owner Mike Ashley loosens the purse strings to provide chief scout Graham Carr and managing director Lee Charnley with unprecedented spending money. The announcement of his new job follows his sacking by Derby County just over a week ago and provides McClaren with a Premier League role which was denied when the Rams missed out on the Championship promotion play-offs. Newcastle fans will be hoping he can repeat the success he had in his last North-East job when he guided Middlesbrough to the biggest successes in the club’s history – a League Cup win and finalists in the UEFA Cup. McClaren was the only real contender for the job after Newcastle decided not to pursue their interest in Patrick Viera. Bob Cass

steve fucking mcclaren. how utterly depressing and predictable this will end