Willow

Howay! Prediction is 0-3

Pace up top is something we've lacked for years and this guy is fucking fast! Can't wait to see him play, develop and grow with us

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Where's the bed wetting? Any examples?

Who gives a fuck Didn't they want £30m and according to that last tweet, we've just offered it? Therefore he'll be on route for a medical soon and signed by the end of the week surely Here wu gan

In the pub now, absolutely in Dreamland, about to flip tables We're back baby! Going to be fucking stressful as fuck until 90 mins

If we can manage a draw, I think that'd be a great result. It'll be a fascinating watch seeing our defence attempt to handle their forwards, plus Bruno and Joe Vs KDB n co. Also will we potentially see Miggy against Grealish? Flying scissor kick to the head getting Almiron sent off? I'll go with a 1-1, with Pope extending his good form and saving our bacon ?

What would be the forum's feelings if the owners brought back Metroland but based in Newcastle

Free corn dogs and Kool Aid for all match-goers if he signs

does Amanda answer your messages?

Knew he was loyal

True and it's only going to get better for us, relying a little less on the domino effect then we do now. Onwards and upwards

So the usual last week and a half of the window it is then.. Have to admit I'm a little annoyed we've had to do this in this window but hey, I'm a patient person and the calibre of player we've targeted have been great. I hope we can land at least 2 because we're going to be a far more drab watch this season if we don't bolster the fairly toothless front line. So much to look forward to and if they could, the owners would have went pua radge this window and splashed an almighty amount. Shall keep F5'ing the shit out of the transfer threads in the meantime

that's what she said

Couldn't give a shit about amount paid, just happy to be potentially signing a promising, young, hungry and tricky Brazilian striker. I trust our management Anything is an upgrade on Gayle too

Yes, we'll finish in the top 8 this season

Without another striker in, we're going to struggle making things happen up top. Fingers crossed eh

Would we be happy with a draw here you reckon?

Will them signing Dennis mean their Ramos interest stops?

Get 'er done