Vinny Green Balls

Foden doing brilliantly to set up a counter attack for the Swiss.

Most blatant handball

England looking like Portugal here. Playing well with the ten men who are actually playing.

Kane is a passenger

Foden carefully picking every position on the field where he poses zero threat. He did his homework.

I'm sure they'll do it anyway when the House of UnAmerican Activities declares it a foreign agent.

He even has the name of a guy who would miss a crucial penalty.

Make Portugal slightly above average again unfair. I love Portugal.

It would be 1-0

Portuguese Homelander?

Jesus Christ. Mbappe didn’t bottle it at the 18 or 22 World Cup at all. He did the polar opposite. these memories here.

My call that this would be a borefest was probably the most tap-in merchant prediction I have ever made.

You have a point.

Fernandes was one of their best players out there. Had a great second half. Just madness.

Ronaldo really is the head coach here

Dude he has a broken nose. He literally rescued France out of the scrap heap in a final. Do you have a goldfish memory?

Like in the final against Argentina? This is an insane take

You know the answer

Where is the fucking card for simulation?

Germany didn’t deserve to go out.l with these clowns still in.

Or Didier Portesud as some like to call him.

It’s like watching Congressional hearings on infrastructure on C-Span. You know some important shit is happening, but it’s absolutely excruciating to get through 15 minutes of it.

Martinez’ stage name is Puerta del Sur.

Good shot of Mbappe in an a Lone Ranger themed porno there

Deschamps ball