Vinny Green Balls

Jesus

Portugal in theory. Having Martinez at the helm is such a massive handicap.

May as well give the team a triple dose of Ritalin

England is the CD rack at Starbuck’s of international football

Already posted in the FFP thread

Ed Sheeran seems about the right music for this England team.

Did Angel Iordanescu’s wife ever spend time with Alec Baldwin?

What a terrible decision

Number 7 for Romania is without doubt going to be the villain in the next XXX film.

Like my Romanian ex-fiancée trying to find that orgasm.

That looked like a hand ball

If Hagi wasn’t living under the shadow of his dad…he looks a decent player

Me too

Oh of course you adapt. But I wouldn’t call it better weather than the northeast of England. But I live in Southern California so constant sunshine gets old

I lived in the MENA region for awhile. Although I loved being there, I thought the weather was dreadful. Much like Palm Springs here where an ex lived. It was fine for about five months, and awful the rest of the time.

You’ve never been to the Arabian peninsula then. The weather is fucking awful 7 months out of the year.

Lalas is probably celebrating the rise of the emperor president. He’ll get over this quick when he puts his well fitted Waffen SS digs on tonight.

At least Berhalter will be gone? the Reynas probably already reserved the Hilton conference center for a party.

That’s the level of sheer incompetence that FIFA’s looking for. He’s got the right stuff

Didn’t even go over 6 when a fucking Uruguay player was down for a minute. Make sure this fucker never gets a game again. he’ll ref the World Cup final now

Uruguay also rubbing it in that they still have a representative democracy

Uruguay players are fucking pieces of shit, man. Always.

This fucking ref is one of the worst I’ve seen in awhile. That is saying something

Pretty sure it was a clean header