TaylorJ_01

Same applies for the reds defenders.

Do the old 60 minute contain. Go attacking on 61st minute and bring on Hatem. Concede in 62nd minute, blame ikea and their damn flatpacks.

I come in every day and there's like 7 new pages it's impossible to keep up with anything.

Same, the usual 'all that effort for nothing' feeling at the end of a game.

You'll still be more mobile than half the team, myself included. Play CB with me, I'll look after you. We'll bond. CB you'll change your mind once you see me.

My back is still fecked. I'm hoping it'll be at least bearable but it's hopeless for wing play.

She should give him a Billy Davies mask and wear a fat Sam one. "Fackin stick it in me shiter billy, fackin stick it in".

Ravel impressed me though. Looks a sound lad contrary to what I've heard, shaking hands and not lashing out.

Poor West Ham lads on the pitch are crushed. Shameful from fat Sam, absolutely shameful.

Fucking Cox, should be six!

Should have passed it... ah he did.

Even Reid scored!

Think I heard Sam shout 'don't come out'

Should be 5

He must have brought through <5 youth teamers in the last 15 years. Doesn't have a clue. Cowardly move today. Be interesting to see if he lays it on thick and blames them post game too. We'll see, can see it happening.

Lansbury sucks.

Ha, Simon Cox. Wasnt he decent for WBA?

Disco called this exactly. Young guys totally hung out here a la Pards.

AHAHAHAHA 3-0

Abdoun keepy ups

Aye, PORK chop jejejeje

Hahahahahahahaha!

Abdoun is either good or absolutely gash. Can't decide.