TaylorJ_01

Thought he'd be in Abu Dhabi. Mbabudhabi.

Fair enough. Bit of an odd comment regarding Cabella though - if we get an injury this month? I'd say so. He'll remain at MHSC until end if the season, unless we get an injury this month to say HBA? Is Pardew going to kneecap him now or something? The last thing I expect us to do is "ah someone is injured, lets spaff £15mil for a short term fix". No way imo. Nah just putting two and two together. Reckon we have agreed a fee for to get him in the summer, but with an option to fetch him in now should the need call for it? Sorry, yeah I wasn't aiming that at you. Seems a sensible solution.

Fair enough. Bit of an odd comment regarding Cabella though - if we get an injury this month? I'd say so. He'll remain at MHSC until end if the season, unless we get an injury this month to say HBA? Is Pardew going to kneecap him now or something? The last thing I expect us to do is "ah someone is injured, lets spaff £15mil for a short term fix". No way imo.

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Fair enough. Bit of an odd comment regarding Cabella though - if we get an injury this month?

Can't see Hazard leaving already. He's not really a similar player either. They'd also have to pay over £40m unless Chelsea are happy making a loss after such a short time.

To do what? Not go to Abu Dhabi.

Shitting dog is a very accurate way of describing Pardew, in fact.

Maybe. The only thing we have in our favour is that Ligue 1 sucks enormous balls. The horrible tax regulations would mean he'd need a huge pay rise (before tax) to meet his current wage... I think.

I'd be gutted if Ben Arfa left. More than anyone else. It would feel like Pardew has won.

Cole is better than Baines, imo. Cole has arguably been England's most consistent player in major tournaments. Always seems to be one of a few who walk away with any sort of credit. Agree that in major tournaments, your best players should be getting played if they are 33 or 19 however. Age shouldn’t matter when it comes to the starting 11. This is massively true. Not sure about him being better than Baines, though, but it's close.

I would explode if I met him. Happy explosion. Cum.

Collins isn't a recognised defender apparently.

So little creativity. So.

I want excitement. Fuck you pard.

Timewasting

Shola.

Now he'll bring on Hatem for 20 minutes of bypassing. Guy's an absolute fraud.

"we woz needin to combat the big lads up fwont"

Shola on. Jesus fucking wanking christ.

Literally any other player would have scored that.

FUCKING SORT IT OUT

Taylor getting a battering from stuff