TaylorJ_01

Notorious H.I.G.

Sign all the Higgys.

He can just come back with our team on the SD megabus.

Stop saying Higgy, that's Higdon's nickname and the thought of such a deal gives me heart worries.

£20, maybe.

Hooper is good in the SPL. Michael Higdon was good in the SPL. Higdon is a fat mong.

You could achieve that by signing Neesy.

You should sell it to the papers, like.

"Can you dig it suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" - chants would be awesome. Or playing the Booker T theme as his goal music. Any of these options would all the pain and suffering worth it Can you really imagine what it'd be like if they played his theme after he scores? It'd be ludicrously funny. people doing spinaroonys in the stairwells.

f*** - is he the father of kate's baby?

Pretty much. Ashley is the main one here. It's sometimes fun to think of what the others would be like if they had that much power. I think Joe is the worst guy out of them all.

Hopefully we don't try anything new.

So far the best piece of news this summer has been'Mick Harford didn't join'.

Franco Di Santo or Carlton Cole. Would rather develop cock neuropathy.

Stop letting 1 in.

okay

That was the Journal article from last week. Pardew's time is numbered. And there was me thinking we needed someone with experience of the lower leagues and Thailand.

Cabaye can't control a midfield anywhere near the way Speed could. Can't quite remember Lee as much (age reasons) but I'm fairly sure I'd say the same about him.

A failed, mackem manager.

Poll reset.

I was only joking, Froggy seems like it is ye that can't handle the bantz.

He cannit get his fat arse out of the aeroplane seat. I'm guessing Ashley told him he needed 'a cistern' and he's gone and hired Harford.

Goes on holiday after two weeks and then hires an assistant. He's literally not done anything. There is nothing to assist with.

Just saw highlights. I know it's a friendly but they are still professionals. The defending was horrendous.