TaylorJ_01

John Barnes.

60th min. Gouffran off.

Don't worry. Jones will save us.

Thought Hulk was offside when he picked it up earlier, like.

"Goal" said Fred.

Boo-cus.

My mum told me to watch that since I'm going. Thanks Oakie.

'Lucky to get milk' did he say?

Opta-neesy.

Q.P.cesaR

Oscar yes. Neymar no. Open your eyes he's running everything, its like hating Neymar has replaced hating Ibrahimovic has become the new thing to do. How is he two mince finishes, 3 crap set-penises. Couple decent moments but nowt noteworthy.

Great pass.

Woo homegrown managers.

Rooney is so isolated it's unbelievable.

Oscar yes. Neymar no.

Hulk close. Hose.

If it wasn't for Hart we'd be getting lathered.

The ashcole is on.

Baines has been injured for like 25 minutes

'HATEM GET BACK'

'hya, gan long lyk'

"Pass", said Fred.

Wait, Fred is on, class

This is giving me aids. Needs an England goal to liven it up. Brazil goal will kill it.

Why is Neymar on all the set pieces? Will he cry if he isn't?