TaylorJ_01

Return of the Mack-fadden I'm guessing.

Last spotted getting minging in brandon street 'spoons.

You have commentary? Or do you mean Lee Spyder? http://i.imgur.com/Hlm4k7i.jpg

What has happened to Motherwell, why did they all leave? Skinto? Since they came second their players are at their peak value and wanted to leave and get good contracts, I reckon. Probably to fund McFadden coming back too (I'm not even joking).

Moussa Sissoko hits a shot that Hollis fumbles and it trickles over the line. He'll take it. 3-1 #nufc 38 mins Should be noted that no-one knows who Hollis is. Their keeper left (like everyone else).

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 12s SISSOKOOOOOOOOOOO 3-1 #nufc Such a tart

McFadden standing ovation.

MYM seems to keep losing possession

NEW SIGNING

He's given up the twitter updates already. Someone else dee it.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 17s Vuckic swings the ball in for Williamson but the corner comes to nothing, and on the counter Trialist hammers the ball over for Well #nufc Is it still last season corners are dangerous for us, man, stop getting them.

Live from the potatocam Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 49s Caution football is back #nufc pic.twitter.com/3zeRGbuVNc

Keith Lasley will injure everyone.

#motherwell team v #nufc Hollis, Hammell, Ramsden, Hutchinson, Lawson, Vigurs, Lasley, Cummins, McHugh, Carswell, Trialist so badly decimated.

PSG are horrid

LOLOL

And Vuckic.

Ryder's got his potato camera out.

bastard disco

I wanted to drink absolutely loads before and after it.

I literally can't find anyone to go with me. Might sack it off and spend the money on heroin and irn-bru.

Hopefully AC plays the full game and not a pointless Shola Higdon run-out.

Cisse, Santon, Ben Arfa, Colo, Tiote aren't travelling according to twitter. I always thought friendlies were to bond the first team together. No-one seems to do it though.

I stay a stop on the train away. Will hopefully be heading to spoons beforehand if anyone is about. Not sure yet, my mates still at work. Apparently no-one is going anyway so tickets won't be sparse.

So http://i.imgur.com/rkXebN9.png?3 Sorry, messed up the start. The blue is the car route. Dotted black is my usual route (~20 minutes). The face shows which way you come out the station (I think, maps is confusing). First red dot is Brandon Works wetherspoons (~5 mins). It enters a wee pedestrian patch, that's why it looks slightly out the way of the road. Usually a good atmos + standard wetherspoons fare. All the Greek/Spanish fans were in there last season and there was no bother. Second red dot is Jack Daniels (~15 mins). Rough as f***, might be a laugh. Otherwise I tend to try and stay out of Motherwell but there's loads of food places on the main roads. You pass a mcdonalds on W Hamilton road when you come off the train, too. ---- Also - http://www.motherwellfc.co.uk/2013/07/16/newcastle-tickets-still-on-sale/