TaylorJ_01

If last season is any indication, alienating and pissing him off is the best way to familiarize him with the tactics we employ.

This'll be why we're targetting TWO strikers then. TWO!

what the fuck?

AMERICA! o-kay

Yep.

Hearts won 2-1.

Sweden's team, my word.

Asllani

Decent crowd here.

wat

Looks squint. Not to mention it has nearly zero relevance to NUFC

TWO

awkward when no-one goes

Damn. It's changed

Nar, quarterback

Dat poll btw

One more year on loan and Lukaku is going to be an absolute monster.

Boy has always dreamt of making it at Chelsea, hasn't he? According to himself at least. Drogba is his idol iirc.

http://gifsoup.com/view3/1878091/mae-young-eww-o.gif

Utter madness. He's alright, but a bit of an oaf. Not surprised he was good here though because he is strong. Look at fucking Michael Higdon. Technically the world's worst player but got bags of goals.

don't know if I'm more annoyed he went on holiday or that he's coming back.

"FOUR!" in an elaborate joke involving golf and Joe Kinnear.