TaylorJ_01

I'm not sure what to do. Do I drink more? Do I go outside and punch at random? I'm lost.

He's already a statue.

No, he's rubbish. Stop forgetting he's rubbish. He's been rubbish for his entire career bar some random spurts of mediocrity. Coach or nothing, for me. Unless Pardew can promise me he'll never get near the pitch and just do work backstage - unfortunately, with Pardew, that is unlikely.

f*** me, another new contract?? f*** off Shola ffs just go away Pardew is a massive mong if true.

Scotland are horrendous. Not sure why they always blame the manager here, they are awful, so so awful.

Parker just killed a dude.

Townsend "they really are desperate"

Fuck off rio ferdinand!

I agree tbh I stopped listening a while back. What have they been saying? Just "San Marino are s***" loads

I agree tbh

Didn't know San Marino had a heroin problem. All sorts of harsh

"Are you scotland in diguise"

Ffs these lads can't make one pass. I reckon my team could at least string a few together.

Nice goal that.

The San Marino subs must suck so hard.

Yeah. For SAN MARINO!

Sturridge miraculously hit target

Not even a joke

http://i.imgur.com/mv33A.gif Come on. Point of playing Osman and Parker, man, get Saylor on you saggy chode.

COME ON SANNO!

What's the point in playing Osman?

Sturridge still hasn't found his level.

Joe Hart

Sturridge you twat.

He looked so excited. Hope he gets on...