TaylorJ_01

He's cooked. By the time he's back he'll have missed the best part of a full season (and a pre-season don't you know).

does he have big tits?

Ugarte is such a nothing player. Does nowt every game.

Absolute shout

McGinn has the biggest disparity between how fast he looks like he's running vs how fast he is actually running I've ever seen

Not sure what Man Utd's tactics are. They mince about up the field, then give it away and are left with like 4 on 3 every time.

Dorgu hitting that then standing still would've loved if the defender retrieved it

Yoro being hung out to dry by Amorim dodgy tactics

I feel like Tonali should have a good shot, but he never takes any. The rest of them just try and pass it in. Miley probably the worst shot, poppadom feet

Shatty Gash

awww 2-1... it was coming

It is astounding this game is level, Aberdeen have been bombarded Hilarious though

Man Utd's bench

Inevitable, Aberdeen have barely tried so far

absolutely in pieces

Aberdeen just keep giving the ball straight back

This guy is a bit odd to use as a source, he just watches a video and takes an educated guess...

I did forget Aberdeen are rubbish, so this might not be quite as funny.

Maeda is rapido

It really isn't

Huge game for Hearts

He's just not built for playing years of premier league football. Imagine he'll end up in Italy or Saudi within a year or two

Watching him he isn't really very good. Gets goals though, I guess that's what matters, but I can imagine the goals drying up as his all round game is average.

Arsenal are hideous. 652 passes and 2 shots on target, 1 being a penalty I really don't want them to win the league. It'd be the death of the game.

This Rohl guy for Everton is tragic