TaylorJ_01

Maloney has a fantastic right foot. Years ago I thought he'd end up amazing due to the pace and technique. Unfortunately he got short and fat

Maloney!!!!!!!!!!

Liverpool booing an injured black man

Still not been taken. Come on wiggers!

bolton 1-0

It was literally that quick an all

Ahahahaha! Barton has been doing '5-1' gestures to the Sunderland fans

Heskey is dangerous to have on the field ffs

Arghh booo. They might field a footballer now. Like Spearing or Henderson? I hope so. Yeah, I went to look at the line-up and realised. Meanwhile the on loan Aquilani starts for one of the best teams in the world

Probably just resting him because Heskey is playing. Could put me at CB and he still wouldn't score.

nuffin is imposible x

Fucking knew that would be 0-0. Wish I'd bet on it.

Kalouless on for Porridge.

Chelsea are playing like us

Sturridge has been shit.

Bale hits the bar

Cahill makes error then gets back well.

Aye, Barton on the bench (and SWP).

QPR's team news is taking ages. Want to see if Barton's out the squad or not. I doubt it, though.

It's Torres time.

christ, redknapp's saggier than me maw

Is he on the bench, or been dropped from th squad? Not sure yet. Will let you know.

I agree, but he's hardly prolific. That's not a team that will score goals by any stretch of the imaginatiatiatiaition.

Aye Barton dropped. lol.

Agbon/Heskey is possibly the least dangerous partnership in the whole of England.