TaylorJ_01

Ameobi is in slow motion.

Santon Obertan is so fucking bad I wish him to do well, but he never does.

Ameobi just stands offside all the time. Infuriating.

Could they water the pitch any more?

Fucking Obertan, man.

Thought Pilkington was meant to be the dugs bollocks. Why's he not starting? Him against Raylor would be their tactic I would have thought.

Class is an awfully strong word. He wasn't as shit as usual, aye, done a few good things. This was as a sub though and he still looked lethargic. God knows what he'll be like after 40 minutes.

Not even on the bench. A good prospect seemingly finished.

I would have said this. Anyone but Ameobi pretty much. MUST be to do with set pieces because otherwise it's a horrific selection.

Same. He seems to be awful when he starts. Watch him score.

Ben Arfa against tired Norwich legs later on might be amusingly destructive, though.

Great minds, Cajun, great minds.

Not sure why Ameobi is starting. Maybe to do with height from corners?

This!

Perch and Simpson. I feel sorry for Kadar, really.

f***ing hell, Shola captain. If ever there was a player that is least suitable for the role of captain bring them forth upon me.

Probably Cabaye. His handsomeness will lead us to glorious victory.

Ben Arfa was crap against Chelsea, we may want to go more direct with Ba and Best/Shola. Crap against Chelsea = crap against Norwich

It says 'Inter' on his jumper you spackers.

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Going to stick by this. A whole six days after you first said it?

He's not moving ffs

Everyone will definitely die.