TaylorJ_01

READ IT. READ IT NOW. PISS ON IT.

Exactly. Routledge is miles better as well. Leon Best now dead. Did the commentator just say 'bread and butter, diagonal hair'?

FUCK SAKE KEVIN NOLAN HOW SLOW ARE YOU TRYING TO BE

Think about it. From 6 points available we took 3 against Arsenal this season. I'm happy with that

Let's be honest. Even though he couldn't play the Carroll saga has f***ed our team up something awful.

Theoretically this should end 12-0.

Oh well...

Unlucky Guti.

Tiote is still god at least.

aw shit man...

Come on lads, this is better. Try and at least score a couple.

Barfa wouldn't have made any difference here. We are just... dead.

Wilshire just drifting through our team

Hmm...

Commentator keeps saying we are 'square'. Not sure if he's calling us uncool or what.

Actually feel sorry for Pardew a bit. Totally down to another embarrassing transfer window and off-field drama.

Is Coloccini conscious? What the hell is he doing?

Oh good god this is horrible.

To be fair, we aren't doing too badly now

Those were my exact reactions for the first, then the second goal.

So are we playing 4-5-1? Ashame as it hasn't been given a chance since we've already let in two but interesting nonetheless.

Fucking hell. What can we do instead for the next 83 minutes?

Well this is good.

Good start.

Wha?!