TaylorJ_01

ANDY CARROLL DEAD

He gave him a little jab and he fell over and rolled about. Would you guys shut the hell up about it? Fucking pussies, seen worse at the church up the road.

It baffles me as to how Gutierrez can be so bad at shooting. He looks so uncomfortable.

Pretty sure Barton can do more damage than that. Man up you pussies.

Enrique being odd.

He just fucking punched Pederson!

Here we go. 'Barton will always be like that/own worst enemy/it's in his make-up' Get a fucking grip

Fuck, I was making a plum jam sandwich and I missed the bugger.

Keep us posted. please don't. some of us are recording it. not what I meant but nevermind.

Keep us posted.

Guthrie's not even on the bench btw. Same goes for R.Taylor. Yep, sorry. Assumed Taylor was Ryan and forgot Guthrie wasn't there. Ryan Taylor must be proper shit in training

Wouldn't bring off Tiote yet. He may have made a mistake but you're forgetting how important he is. Lovenkrands, no. Guthrie, no. Ranger, maybe on for Shola to create some movement and hold it up a bit. Routledge would open things up as well. R.Taylor in the last 10 minutes if things stay the same.

I've never been so pleased he is not our manager. Exactly. We could lose 5-0 tonight and I'd feel exactly the same.

Tiote looked devastated when that went in. Poor lad

Possibly the worst two players we could bring on here. Truly awful suggestion.

Ameobi firing at aeroplanes again.

Ref is pish

Game opening up slightly...

Nolan trying another overhead kick. it failed.

That was disturbing.

Blackburn are literally just hoofing it up the park. Pederson was even prepared to hoof it from the throw in. Luckily he fucked it up, twat.

Has it actually happenned? No, ignore him.

Enrique's touch there was marvellous! Just brought it out the air from over his head.

These wing-backs are confusing us pretty badly.

Like, actually injured. Not just slow.