TaylorJ_01

David James is going to die soon.

If you photoshop the ball out the picture it could look like a crazy dance...

Talksport is utter garbage. I'm a huge fan of BBC 5 Live coverage. Not sure what I'd do without that station. I have it on pretty much 24/7

Are they really that knowledgeable though? When it comes to their own money, yes.

Leon Best impersonating Nigel De Jong there

What on earth is that based upon? Blind hope.

http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq53/onielpapas/64005542-harisvuckic.png Someone make it into a smiley. Not sure what it conveys...

Vuckic even looks like he'll be class. Sort of like a cultured midfielder.

Bahaha, it's funny because he got so excited about it.

If rumour is to be believed Carroll is the kind of person Xisco would love to smash the f*** out of, too. very good

QFT

Carroll and Xisco upfront might be semi decent. Would be worth trying it. Xisco seems like the kind of guy Carroll would love to smash fuck out of though

Pace- 17 Finishing- 1 Seems like that's the case for the entire Nigerian national team.

Chelsea wanted him a few years ago but the guy has ridiculous homesickness. Couple of years ago he would refuse to travel anywhere too far away from Seville. Doubt he'll ever move out of Spain.

Well done Ronaldo and Messi. Just for you to compare, I won £5 tonight. Woo!!!

Piss out of your window at people while singing Hulk Hogans entrance music.

Did he really badly do in his hammy or was he playing it up a bit to waste some time? Wouldn't like to see him miss some of the season. Awesome player.

What betting shop does Paul the Octopus visit? Coral.

It shows they are looking for players that are going cheap. Damned if they do, damned if they dont, tbh. No, it’s the truth. We've got nowt to spend on players. Deal with it, you'll save yourself a summer of heartache. I am dealing with it. It those who are getting a stiffy at signing an unproven player for nowt that need a reality check. Who's that then? Well you if you’re impressed with our transfer business so far. In football you get what you pay for or less. Genuine bargains are a rarity and the odds are against being able to sign a PL standard defender and PL standard midfielder for peanuts. It’s too early to judge either player but there’s no denying they were cheap. I said I was 'pretty impressed so far'. In that I didn't expect us to sign anybody of note, let alone a replacement for Simpson and a £5m-rated English midfielder. Don't give a f*** how we've actually got him (if we've got him!) - it's irrelevant. In face if the club gets him for naff all like they did with Jonas then that's even better. Yes they were cheap, but that's because we have f*** all to spend. What exactly is the argument here? If we have f*** all to spend bringing in an unproven kid with an injury that will keep him out for about half the season might not be the best use of limited funds? The injury is a worry, but the club clearly believe he's worth the risk. And what will be spending anyway? From your earlier posts in the thread it appears you'd be happier if we'd got the player but paid £5m for him. Yes, 99% of the time a player's price tag reflects their ability (to some degree at least, and we should know better than others that it's easy to be ripped off), but this is the 1% of the time where there's an opportunity to get a player for f*** all in exceptional circumstances. May I ask what your own expectations were this summer, and what kind of money you expected Ashley to sanction for new players? I’m excepting us to sign a few players for a very small amount of money to buff out the squad, and then flog one or two of our saleable assets in the run up to deadline day. Who are? Gutierrez, Enrique, Carroll, Vuckic (oh please god no). We have a couple tbf.

Yes, well for example; 50/50 in one game means a 50% chance of getting it right. 50/50 in the next game means 50% chance of getting it right. Chance of getting both right is 50% of 50% = 25%. Say he predicted 8 matches correctly (more than that in reality). 50%-25%-17.5%-8.75%-4.37%-............ You have to admit, it's pretty impressive.

Glad we are getting Gosling. Should be a good signing.

What was the Iniesta wankfest all about at the end of the BBC coverage. He had a good game but 'fantastic in every game' simply wasn't true.

Holy shit. How did you get those odds?

Really? Really. If England won it, do you think people would say it had been poor? EDIT: 'English people' obviously. I was meaning that your statement was fairly obvious. People are always blinded by success. That said, I would have fkin loved it if we won.

Really?