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Neymar and Richarlison are such wankers, man

He looked like I do after a kick around in the park in the summer. Looked nowhere near fit enough.

Brazil's bench

First thing Ronaldo does is check himself out on the big screen

Like the look of Kudus

Deserved.

Fans making a great noise. Bringing a bit of atmosphere to a half empty stadium.

Is this João Felix actually any good? I've never seen him have a decent game.

That Portugal side is quality. What talent.

Tbf, of the 0-0s seen so far there was at least a bit of quality on show in that game.

Jumping ship. They started well but had a real drop-off in form after the all the Wolves speculation.

Roberto Par-tinez. Jammy fucking prick.

That Belgium lineup Had the best set of footballers produced in generation a few years ago and decided to waste it all by appointing Martinez

The gulf in quality between the sides in this competition so far has been vast. Can see a fair few more empty seats at the next one with the expansion.

France bring on Coman. Australia bring on a defender who plays for St Mirren

Have to say, this is one of the best games I've seen Griezeman play. Been excellent. Really linked up the play well

Griezeman in CDM is perfectly Pards

France remind me of me on FIFA. Fucking shite and holding sprint and hoping for the best

There just seemed to be no pace and urgency from the side whatsoever - particularly on the flanks

Looking forward to seeing the shit that Bruceschamps serves up tonight. Fancy Australia nicking it tbh.

Some absolute dross on show in many of the games so far. Can't say I've found any that were particularly compelling apart from the last 45 in the USA-Wales game.

Like watching two bald blokes fighting over a comb, this

What Ramsey was doing out there god only knows.

Bale and Ramsey playing like they should be in some sort of veterans 11 here. Offering absolutely nothing.