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love the new addition

 

Those responsible for scouting better have a fucking plan B - that's not Carlton cunting Cole.

Does anyone else actually think they have one?

The thread title should be changed to twitter twaddle

Or Twatter Twiddle...

Will accept £4m.

Source?

Doesn't Jimmy Kebe look like Denzel off Only Fools and Horses?

Yes! Have been wracking my brains trying to think who he reminds me of!

Anyway, not sure he's actually any better than Lua Lua or Ferguson really - I've been to watch Reading a fair few times last year and whilst he always looked decent, he never stood out as someone that could make it at a higher level.

Any rumours as to who is 'plan B' if Gameiro goes to PSG?

Those services are worthless. He'll just deprive someone like Gosling or one of the younger lads of a place on the bench. He brings the entire squad down.

Absolutely right. Pay him off and send him on his way.

Undoubtedly the best player I've seen during my lifetime.

Such an awful shame he was struck down by serious injuries.

Farewell the Ronaldo. Eat, sleep, and be merry. And then maybe eat some more.

If we would have to pay up his contract to get rid of him then we may as well keep him around.

With this twat still around, there's always a danger he'll make it on to the pitch. Get shot, I say, and do it quickly!

Aside from all the bullshit that's been pedalled by Twatter mongs, do we know if any other club has yet made a bid?

How much do people on here think Nolan is worth out of interest?

Difficult to put a value on him since he's been so important for us, not only due to his leadership skills but also because he scores a number of important goals.

If I was pushed I'd have to say £5-6m. But I'd be reluctant to let him go.

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Good good. One in the bollocks for Dogleash and the bin dippers at least.

Fuck off Fat Sam. Cunt.

Whilst I'm with the club on the contract issue, Nolan's too important for us at the moment to be accepting bids, especially of £3m, from West fucking Ham.

I don't think we'll get him if those clubs are interested. Hardly a bold prediction.

 

If N'Zogbia is the next option and we get him I'll not be too arsed.

 

I really get the sense from that interview that he was just specifically asked about that article (about Arsenal and City). I find it hard to believe that those clubs are looking at him to be honest (Arsenal because of the players they've got, and City because they could spend whatever amount of money on whatever player).

 

The (reliable) French press have only really credited ourselves and Everton with an interest / bids.

 

Agreed. Honestly couldn't see him fitting in at Shitty. If he does go there he'll most likely regret it come the end of the season having spent most of it on the bench.

 

Nah.

Perhaps not financially I suppose.

Anyway, I'm just trying to make excuses as to why he might want to come here.

I don't think we'll get him if those clubs are interested. Hardly a bold prediction.

 

If N'Zogbia is the next option and we get him I'll not be too arsed.

 

I really get the sense from that interview that he was just specifically asked about that article (about Arsenal and City). I find it hard to believe that those clubs are looking at him to be honest (Arsenal because of the players they've got, and City because they could spend whatever amount of money on whatever player).

 

The (reliable) French press have only really credited ourselves and Everton with an interest / bids.

Agreed. Honestly couldn't see him fitting in at Shitty. If he does go there he'll most likely regret it come the end of the season having spent most of it on the bench.

I'm ever so grateful Smith stayed with us after relegation, to take thousands of pounds per week to run around, mistackle and generally hide away from possession.

 

Player of the century tbh.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20100507/smith-takes-top-merit-marks-prize_2281670_2045314

 

That has Jonas as our second best player, with Harper and Lovenkrands ahead of Coloccini

As a person he is not shit, that's all i want say.

He's not paid to be a nice person though, unfortunately he was paid because a few mugs thought he could still play football.

Good riddance. Contributed the grand sum of fuck all on the pitch since he came.

Loving the new thread title.

Edit: not any more.

I think it really depends on whether or not the bloke cares about football. Personally, I'm not convinced he's someone that's going to want to move on and accept a lower wage somewhere else just so that he can 'play every week'.

I'm next expecting a 'Smith outlines his intention to fight for place', or something, headline. Still, at least the club have recognised that he's fucking shite.

Has been told to find a new club.

Fantastic appointment. Thought Villa would do well to get him.

Let's just hope we show similar ambition in the transfer market. It looks like it's going to be competitive next season!

All reports at the time of us signing Nolan had him on £50k.  He's been worth that and probably will next season, but at 31 when his contract finally ends?, no way.

Absolutely correct.

So let me get this right - Crouch has retired himself from International football because he hasn't been picked for a game against Switzerland after a shit season?

 

Sensitive little fanny.

This is the problem with England, for me, and probably the reason why I couldn't give two shits whether they qualified or not. Too many players think they have a divine right to be playing. This is no doubt reinforced by the management who continue to pick players on reputation rather than form.

Whilst Nolan is an integral player at the club at the mo, no way should we consider having him here until he's 33/34. Let him see out the remaining 2 years and, if at the end of that time he's still performing, only then should the club consider offering an extension. IMO it's taking a risk to extend his current deal - we don't want another Butt situation, where we're sick of him and desperate to see him go.

Rivaldo, Ronaldo and Messi in the same forward line, I'll go have a wank imagining it.

Just out of interest VI, what are your thoughts on Ronaldinho?

Can't help but think his attitude in his later years at Barca tainted his reputation somewhat. Will always remember that Champs League game against Chelsea mind. Ran the show, and that free kick man.

Was Long the one who gave away the penalty that Shola completed his hat-trick with at SJP last season?

T'was Noel Hunt I believe. Reached out to touch the ball thinking it was piece of copper piping.