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One of the most bizarre pieces of music ever produced. The video is even better. Keith Allen marching all over, Rowland Rivron playing the drums and David Walliams and Matt Lucas wearing daft practical jokes.

Can I introduce you please, to a lump of cheddar cheese?

On repeat.

Following the Aussie bashing last night, that episode of the Simpsons is on Channel 4 now.

A GOAL FOR THE WHOLE OF DAVE WHELAN.

If Australia got out the group, it'd be a fairytale for McGowan.

This world cup is just about to get a whole lotta Wigan.

Leckie had the spark, there.

A poor tournament from the Aussies would surely see them Lou's their Place in the world rankings?

Richie Benaud ain't it?

Unlucky Timothy.

Don't want to upset them too much, they might sentence us to a booting.

They come from a land down under, where the players are shit and make blunders.

Tommy Oar being replaced by Toadfish Rebecchi apparently.

Think they need to bring Bruno Drundridge on at half-time.

Not punching the corner flag, the little cunt?

This is an outrage, this is. Australia should report it to the Prime Minister. http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/f/fd/Andy.png/250px-Andy.png

As long as they get pissed and enjoy themselves.

Lolstralia.

The names on that Aussie team are like the ones you'd be given when you got a new set of u18s on Champ Man. So generic.

Do the lyrics translate to something about a fictional character saving an unelected sponger, like ours?

1998 all over again.

van Persie's header Lawro's reaction to the goal line replay of Alonso's penalty

Fucks sake, was eagerly anticipating Lawro throwing a completely irrelevant R.E.M song title in there.