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"If he's doing this at 17 what on earth is he going to be like in 2 or 3 years time?" Injured, probably.

I've heard bullshit about the kop sucking the ball into the net before. Completely daft.

Indeed. We've got them on me 24th birthday. Was hoping to go down for it and at one point was confident we might finally break our jinx there. We probably won't though.

saw summat tweeted by RAWK_Meltdown earlier btw that they were blaming their red nets now

Players coming out in "presentation/stadium" jackets.

One reason: Colin f***ing Murray FOOLHAM. Foolham versus Woooooooooooooolves.

Because Fulham have a Riether and a Riise? Really? That's just confusing. Aye, thought the same when watching it live. Looked it up

Because Fulham have a Riether and a Riise?

Simon Bird ‏@simonbirdmirror It all went Wonga for #NUFC against #mufc http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-0-3-man-united-toon-1366564 … View summary Reply Retweet Favorite Joe Kinnear was right about one thing...

If that was a foreign player that played for someone like Norwich they'd be going mental and saying its definitely more than a joke now, how didn't the linesman see it etc.

HAHAHAHAHAHA GARETH DID A DIVE! HAHAHAHAHA.

Should print a t-shirt with a dialogue of Brenda and Joe Allen's conversation about what squad number he should have. Most fascinating bit of telly I've seen in a long time, that.

Reckon this is the beginning of the end of Shay's career?

Suarez. Bale dives. Suarez dives and is a racist.

Same goes for Hansen. Pair of them should have been binned when BBC got the highlights back from ITV.

If you're playing at a ground like St. Ja... erm, the Sports Direct Arena I think it's called now. Jason Roberts fuck off. You're a shit footballer and an even worse pundit.

Lawro sounds more camp than usual.

From our point of view that first goal was great, Lawro? Ah. Forgot there's only one United.

Fergie pissing on Cleverley's chips

wouldn't surprise me if Lindegaard is back in nets for their next game. De Gea flapped at everything today.

didn't notice Williamson was all over Evans that time either

the corner being conceded was bad enough. van Persie went the long way round Williamson and still beat him.

its that grin. The one he gave Krul at the Emirates last season appeared quite a few times today.

such a bunch of little Danny Dyer wannabes

Agreed with what Wilkins said about Evra's goal though. No good just standing and pointing out no-one has him when he could have gone with him himself.