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just boycott the Grainger Market in general. Hector Hall's fruit and veg is fucking rotten.

Sept/Oct of the 2011/12 season. If we don't sell, he might keep us up, he'll have an uninspiring pre-season with the squad finally weakening and we'll be languishing in 19th or so come that time.

just keeps talking about trouble makers in the dressing room. Howay man Shaka.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGFZxLdg-MU/StJlTJ2ha9I/AAAAAAAAAAU/G2QV3eXgoUU/s320/Shaka+HISLOP.jpg live on Total Sport now.

SSN interview fans in town asking what they think. None are happy. queue Georgie Thompson, 'does anyone out there think Alan Pardew is a good appointment for Newcastle United?!'

'I really hope the city takes me on' So poorly worded, I think he means 'take to him' but if he wants to take the entire city on, I think we'd all happily have our gans.

On rags reporting Carroll will be sold 'when I sat down with Derek last night and were nearing the end of negotiations, Andy Carroll was a key part and to ensure he stays... Important he stays, and Derek has ensured me that he will'

asked what MA wants the aims to be... 'one thing they've expressed to me strongly is they want players coming through. I've concentrated at clubs in the past to build the players in the first team. If you want me to do that you have to give me the length of contract to do that'

'outside winning games how can you get the fans on your side?' 'making sure the info I give is true, be honest about defeats and try and put it right the week after'.

'I've got a good record in the Premiership and a good record with transfers too' aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

two cunts in a cunting pod - David Craig and the knacker live one-on-one interview now.

I love Henery Winter. Can you give me his tweeter name? Thanks. @henrywinter, believe it or not what a bellend

poor Henry Winter tweeting that it was harsh of MA or DL not to be alongside him. Henry, they're never there.

'I've tried to get in that contract a situation where they [the players] have to show faith to me'. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

the fat cunts advert has just been on SSN. Sondico keeper gloves for a quid. Obviously they must be top quality as used by Buffon, Casillas etc.

step forward http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/jun2009/3/9/paddy-conroy-382226771.jpg

One small, sad detail. Chris Hughton was due to pick up team of year award at NE F'ball Writers bash this Sunday. Not coming now. #NUFC :(:(

talks about doing the same as CH. Brilliant. No fucking need to sack CH then, eh?!

Main Pardew line so far? Admitting he won't win PR battle. Denied he is close friend of Llambias - 'met him 8 or 9 times'. #NUFC

'I'm employed by the employee' :facepalm: :facepalm:

did he just pretty much say the press conference was more important than meeting the players?!?!

Simon O'Rourke of ITV (or so I think) asks him if mass discontent among fans is a problem Pardew understands, blah blah blah. He's contacted Nolan, will see the players tomorrow.

here we go...

Fat Sam on SSN, 'Alan bounced back and got the Newcastle job'