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theres a little free bit on the side on .cock. I turned it off after approx 7 seconds.

SSN yellow ticker just says 'Alan Pardew news conference coming up'

CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin Only one chair set at #NUFC presser. Suggests Mr Pardew will be flying solo. No great shock.

fingers crossed the cunt slips on some ice and breaks his back and neck, and the fat cunt has a coronary.

the story on .cock won't even load up for me. I just get a blank page with an advert. Very professional.

it was probably Fosters anyway. Horrible cheap piss.

The fans have done well today, and have really let it be known they aren't impressed by how things went down. Ashley will definitely know people aren't happy. Come Saturday just forget the fatman and enjoy the football team. If Pardew does a crap job he can get his come uppance then. Have no idea why, but I have a gut feeling he'll do well. unfortunately he won't give a shit until he realises our discontent is starting to harm his finances.

he won't though. We're about to commence asset-stripping.

henrywinter Henry Winter Thanks to all #nufc fans who've agreed to swim in the Tyne with me if Pards completes 5+1/2-year deal - even those who say they can't swim the whole football world knows this is utterly the most stupid, idiotic, thick-minded decision ever.

danroan Dan Roan Pardew - 5 and a half year contract? - in last 5 and half years, NUFC have had 7 different managers.

FIVE AND A HALF FUCKING YEARS?!?! fuck right off

[asked him about Llambias being there] @matt1988cobb don't know, just speculating. But this regime haven't taken questions or held single press conference so far. oh how I miss Chris Mort.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_02/ashleyMOS0405_468x545.jpg 'open your mouth nice and wide. Yup, Uncle Alan can stick his cock in there!'

Neilfarrington Neil Farrington Anal Warped. Anal Wad Rep. Raped Lawn (SJP?). Alan Pardew, anagram king...

@CaulkinTheTimes please give Llambias a hard time over it. He rarely speaks in public (Ashley never). Now is a good time for the truth. CaulkinTheTimes @matt1988cobb can't imagine he will do tomorrow either. Hasn't done one so far. @CaulkinTheTimes so the press officer (Hannen?) is just going to stick Pardew in front of you lot?

As I posted on TT, this bit makes no sense whatsoever. who's been saying that?!

Neil Farrington is probably the most likely journo to have a pop, if any do.

fuck off you egotistical cunt.

further poor results and Pardew in charge, attendances will drop below 40k.

can you refund tickets?

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can't wait for 16th December and the third test so I can take my mind off this lunacy.

that bint Jacqui Oatley is talking about 'a load of anti-Pardew bile' that she seems to be receiving. Obviously sticking by what Danny fucking Mills told her rather than opting to see common sense.

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