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JacquiOatley Jacqui Oatley Re Pardew slating: for balance, Danny Mills told me he was best manager he'd played under, incl Martin O'Neill, Sven GE, Keegan, etc. #NUFC just hit back at her saying we don't care what Danny Mills thinks. Look at his managerial record.

fuck off big nosed fucking grey haired cunt.

I'll be the first one to chip in saying he hasn't even provided a fucking source.

@simonbirdmirror RE: your story on Pardew getting a 5 year deal? Do you seriously think so? He won't last that long. Ashley would lose £ I await a response...

if that happened, in recent weeks he'll have handed out 5 year contracts to Ranger, Williamson and Pardew. The fat fucking cunt has obviously got an affinity with the number 5 as its how many pies he scoffs in one sitting. Fucking prick.

utterly stupid considering we all know now that Alan Pardew, if appointed, will not last 5 years in the job.

Hughton in suit = sharp as fuck Pardew in tracksuit = 40 something unemployed man that buys booze from the offy for underage kids when not in Ladbrokes waiting for them to weigh in at Newton Abbot.

really wouldn't surprised me if the thought has entered his head at some point.

'I'm a fucking cunt, and thats the top and bottom of it really'.

Who gives a f***?Just develop a snappy chant that gets over the point that we stayed away on principle due to worst owner in football, all is well I'll let you think of one. Always wanted one to respond to 'you've never won fuck all' with regards to it being a double negative and them being thick cunts.

only thing is if the masses do turn away, if we ever recover and stabilise again, when they return we'll have to put up with the national press and cunts and arseholes from the likes of Stoke, Wolves etc asking us 'where were you when you were shit?' and so forth.

(play up pompey) Fuck off Pardew, Pardew fuck off.

I'm thinking similar. Recent work commitments mean I struggle to make games at the minute, but if Pardew's in, it'll soften the blow. Got tickets for Boxing Day and will go like, but I'll probably be looking forward to the piss-up before and after more!

in the changing room before the game, he says he wants the players to develop a new goal celebration...

I dread the day he makes a visit to one of his stores and decides that the most braindead, scabby, overweight, dense, sweaty, hairy, foul-mouthed 16 year old female employee working there gets the job.

the pair probably go in there to meet the whores that tend to frequent the place on a dinnertime.

google image result for Alan Pardew http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2005/06/09/Pardew6-toe.jpg

http://images.teamtalk.com/08/03/800x600/Alan_Pardew_758101.jpg 'although you can't see her, your wife is currently sucking my cock' http://signedsport.co.uk/images/WestHam-Pardew.jpg I'm such a cock I can't write my own name legibly.

yes. He played Hayden Mullins instead.

'its an eyepatch, innit? Am one of them Somalian pirates'.

Not being funny, but list them for me please. shagging a woman considerably younger than himself. ‘My girlfriend is 14 years younger than me. Cashback!’