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Peter Crouch said Herelio Gomes cried on pitch due to all the long throws.

Guy is 6'5

West Ham on 23 points. How much money did they spend in the summer? Pundits were saying they would be fighting for top six.

Thoughts on the game - the team simply isn’t built for possession football. I think the only player who can trap the ball the ball and turn is ASM and he is way too unpredictable. Honestly think our current tactic of sitting back, staying compact and hitting teams on the break/utilizing set pieces is for the best. Miggy had a surprisingly quiet game. The front three have zero chemistry. Joelinton lets the team down with his decision making quite a lot. And he loves a lash. That’s got to be the fourth or fifth time he’s lashed at the ball. No composure unless he’s offside. I really hope he’s up to even half speed next season.

Shrewsbury look like they could get a winner.

Joelinton busted open

Said last season Jimenez plateaued with his goalscoring. As usual, talking absolute shite.

Would love Victor Moses even 10 years after rejecting us the first time.

Rashford out 2-3 months.

Aye. Would take Pardew over Bruce. Jelly of Ado.

Fred’s playing well.

Ado Haag won 2-0.

Agree with St1pe. Anytime I’ve seen Leicester play, he’s gone in reckless. Think he’s injured one or maybe two players in the Prem. Injured wor Ritchie in the League Cup. Plus we have Hayden in that position.

Go back and watch the celebrations. No one’s particularly close with him. It’s him touching everyone, no one goes over to him. He’s a dweeb. Is he touching his own face though? Nah but Pep does a lot so if he’s doing it, it’s something I should probably reconsider. Also terrible move because Inter are basically pushing all of their resources to get there. One bid for Lautaro from a super team and what then? Team cohesion gone. Inter are doing well in Seria A but they’re grinding out results not very convincingly. Juve just have far too much depth and I fully expect them to retain their title.

One player from the bottom six who you think would make the biggest difference our tea excluding Grealish. Burnley Brighton West Ham Watford Bournemouth Norwich Cantwell for me. Girl looking bastard b

Aren’t Inter bascailly a stopping stone club. They’re weird desion makes too. Naaingolan, loaning out Perisic. Those are quality players.

The football they play, the margins with Juve are too hight. They’re punching above their weight as it is. Eriksen is losering himself to a weaker league. Would have had more respect if he went to Real to form the next verson of Real’s super team. He's not good enough for Real anymore, they don't want him. Inter have a very good team and a creative midfielder is probably what they're lacking Even a CL less Man Utd would be a better option if Levy is willing to sell within the country. How are Man Utd a better option ffs do you watch Serie A? It's not the Maltese second division, it's a very good league I do. Well I try. I find it very slow. He could do really well there but I think he’s got the quality to win a Champions League trophy but I don’t think it’ll happen there. Bayern would be a good option if he’s thinking abroad.

The football they play, the margins with Juve are too hight. They’re punching above their weight as it is. Eriksen is losering himself to a weaker league. Would have had more respect if he went to Real to form the next verson of Real’s super team. He's not good enough for Real anymore, they don't want him. Inter have a very good team and a creative midfielder is probably what they're lacking Even a CL less Man Utd would be a better option if Levy is willing to sell within the country.

Go back and watch the celebrations. No one’s particularly close with him. It’s him touching everyone, no one goes over to him. He’s a dweeb.

The football they play, the margins with Juve are too hight. They’re punching above their weight as it is. Eriksen is lowering himself to a weaker league. Would have had more respect if he went to Real to form the next verson of Real’s super team.

Terrible move for Eriksen best chance of winning a cup is the Copa Italia. Total waste of the prime years of his career. Never like him. Seems so smug remember when he was being interviewed following the CL semi final in Ajax and he was like “yeah it’s emotional - espcailly for me BECAUSE I USED TO PLAY HERE”. Ok jesus. It’s not always about you. Creepy little bastard. My point - loyalty in football has been dead. No need trying to play the nice guy. You’re a mercenary just like everyone else. He had this like forced reminnnaissance (sp) that really struck a cord with me.

Don’t think Alex Scott is good at all IMO. Can’t articulate sentences well, just feel like she’s reaching out of thin air for something to say. Looks overwhelmed by the occasion most times she’s on. Was on The Debate last year and there were multiple occasions where she just had nothing to say and shrugged her shoulders. The host was like “c’mon, Alex, you gotta say something” and she was speechless. Don’t think she’s been on as a pundit this season. Think she’s presenting something earlier in the day. Presenting suits her better IMO.

Spanish Supercopa final three minutes away from penalties.

Watching Steph Houghton right now and she has done a terrific job. Doesn't look out of place whatsoever.

Because our attackers are shit. But we at least kept hold of the ball a little more than usual. It actually looked like we had a midfield for parts of the game. We did get the ball in the attacking third but things broke down because Atsu was the player on it.