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Good news. Convinced me to go. Does "young adults" mean U21's? If so, it's only £15 for me

We certainly wont have any chance winning La Liga. That's just silly. No its not. Pack it in fellas.

Carr? btw, is that Nigerian left back we have still alive? Martins shot the cunt. WOTM He was asleep all along.

Seeya Albert

Some people have fucking unrealistic expectations on here. Thinking we'll brush Boro aside? Dream on. They're a decent team, especially on their own patch. Any victory would be excellent.

Looks canny there, i'd probably have bought that.

Joe Cole has a shit one

But most likely they'll just add it onto your swipecard. Certainly those of us in the cheap seats should be OK. Aye, probably means those in L7 near the away fans when they bring a bigger allocation.

Please note, as usual, your own seat or area is not guaranteed and the Club reserves the right to re-allocate you with a reasonable alternative should it wish to do so.

Mido Tuncay Downing

Wont be buying that tbh.

33 quid rise for my ticket. That incorporates two and a bit matches already...

Just a thought.. but when the hell are we gonna see enrique?.. i know he wants to ease him in, but he's not gonna get eased in while on the bench.. he's not a baby, i'd assume he could cope and if not sub him off, easy enough. Sam said he'll play against Barnsley.

Source HIS Newcastle United team-mates may not have scored in last weekend's goalless draw with Aston Villa, but Magpies midfielder Joey Barton had few problems hitting the net today. The footballer took part in a police-backed angling scheme for young people at Witton Park, near Bishop Auckland in County Durham, and managed to catch a number of fish. Barton was at the headquarters of Get Hooked on Fishing, which was launched by County Durham police officer PC Mick Watson seven years ago. There are now centres across the country and Barton visited the 40-acre site to join youngsters involved with the scheme. The England international used to fish when he was younger, and his involvement was arranged through the Sporting Chance charity. He fulfilled the engagement despite having flown to London and back for a scan on his injured fifth metatarsal which has ruled him out of Newcastle's opening games. "It's a great initiative and it's something that would have benefited us as kids," he said. "It takes kids away from troublesome spots and gives them the chance to spend some time doing this. "I've got the bug back a bit from doing this and I think the gaffer (Sam Allardyce) wants me to find another sport instead of golf, so I could see myself doing this more in the future." PC Hutchinson said: "We are delighted to have Joey Barton on board. In our area alone, more than 1,200 young people have taken part in the scheme since it started and it continues to be a real success story." ------------------------------------------------------- Good on him on getting involved in local activities, not sitting round like a pleb while he's injured

We just have to pray to god Downing doesn't skin Carr all day long. Even then i'd fancy Taylor, Roz and Cacacacacacapa in the air against Mido and Aliadiere. Tuncay could well give Zog a torrid time too, if he's played LB.

Exactly. Let's hope they try to attack us and we can use Martins, Owen, Milner and the Duke to exploit their shit defence.

Roz is hard as nails

Owen and Viduka.

Madrid have bought Robben for 24mill

Dioup it is then. His he the love child of Diop and Diouf? Aye, The diving, spitter in the Wardrobe tbh.

Dioup it is then.

In talks, hasn't signed it.

Decent prices there.

I reckon we're going to see Taylor at RB, Caçapa and Roz in the centre with the Bull at LB. Faye, Carr and Zog being the main back ups.

I would.