John P

Also has the audacity to be nobbing Maya Jama. Fuck him

Start him, smash them up for 65-70mins and then bring Miley on to see it out

Big Joe is 100% starting this

Christ knows why they've done that, they weren't even liked at the time

It just looks like all generic Adidas shirts did around 2006 or something, which were just a bit shit

What's happened to Boddy and Kelly, did they both get long term injuries? Haven't seen either of them for ages

Is he quick? He's got a bit of a lumbering running style, but he does seem to get away from defenders in his highlight reels

Looks like he played a lot on the right at Hull...

Yep, he looks and is a complete cunt

Never understand why we do this, put a young lad on the bench

How so?

Willy Wonka? Tommy Wanker

As a backup option DCL would be decent I think. Whenever we play Everton he's always a handful and causes us problems, plus you'd think Howe would get more out of him and get better service to him than he was getting under Dyche. Not every signing can be a £30m+ player to go into the starting eleven, we need a squad of reliable players

This is actually a fantastic boost for the last few games, can see it giving players and fans a lift

Didn't expect to see a Jonah Lomu Rugby reference in here I have to say