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How does it?

Ashleyite five, who's with me: http://brendanbourdage.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/toddfive.jpg I just can't take that title seriously.

Ashleyite? *Cringe* Edit: Actually reading the post now.

Whats with over-dramatics people, chillax, football has been a business for a long time now. I dunno Yorkie spilling his guts Kev jumping off the Tyne Bridge (although that may not be a negative) GM and Brummie writing off people I suggest you sit down, crack open a beer, and allow the stick to slide from between your clenched cheeks.

Because the mods are power hungry bastard who've taken power from the people (see the Keegan thread).

He coaches Barton, not noticed the marked improvement in his left arm hook recently.

Aye because Manchester United will sell their best player to their City rivals.

Sack the mods I say, going behind our backs making changes. Jeez, they'll be employing ex-thugs to recruit new members soon. Will N-O ever be the same again? I'm thinking about giving up on it personally.

Surely after today no one believes what those shit spinners have to say after today of all days, they know about as much as we do.

Those charvers believe it or not might just be aiding Keegan.

Keegan wanted 3 or 4 players. He got 2 - a kid and a loanee... Wise and Co were supposed to go out and sign players as per their job description but didn't deliver. A bollock was dropped and Wise is at least partly to blame. He's got nothing to do with transfer's his job is to sort the academy.

What has Wise got to do with any of this?

He's having a meat pie for tea while Newcastle burns to the ground.

Nah, Decky got it absolutely right. You did well too, but he topped you. Decky made me mad on the internet for the first time ever. Oh is that right is it? We'll see won't we.

Decky man learn from the master, you've got to do it when people least expect it. My master class from last night had people on red hot "Rick Roll" alert.

Mong-tastic: KEEGAN, KEEGAN, KEEGAN

Have a feeling his future is still undecided, can imagine Fat Mike begging him to stay.

IF Keegan has gone, it would make no sense to appoint Wise, he's doing a very good job of resurrecting our previously failing academy.

My guess would be Keegan spat his dummy out and refused to take training this morning. Ashley then called him to SJP to iron out the problems, if it is indeed true.

If the FA have any bollocks (which they don't), they'll have a good stern look at this transfer.

Ah fuck it I've given my two pennies worth. Some of you will never be happy, it bloody well pains me to be part of this damn right embarrassing fan base at times. Try talking to an Everton and Arsenal fan then come back and tell me this was a poor transfer window, fucking cretins.

How many times: There was no fucking "wow signing", it was an internet rumour.

Have to admit, would be on a massive low if Keegan left. Would also mean four manager in three seasons. Fucking joke.

Don't think this is got much millage. Mail reports Keegan's on a knife edge > People on betfair stick a load of money on him resulting in his odds dropping > The rumour mill gets going > nufc.com pick up on these rumours > People seeing this run out and slap more money on Keegan leaving > Bookies stop taking money > Fans panic (understandably) Edit: I'll just add to that.

Completely agree.