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They would if anyone was left.

Not writing him off, but first impression of De Jong is not good. One-footed and soft, plus obviously out of form. He's going to need some time.

Fuck.

So he obviously has no confidence in his left foot because it was wide open.

If this happens I'm done.

Santon has to come off.

That comes down to one man.

Worst performance from Anita I can remember.

It's actually amazing how slow Shola is. He just did a three point turn to change direction.

Why the fuck is Santon taking corners? Fucking dreadful.

Better. Come on.

Sunderland haven't won three league derbies in a row since 1923. Looks like that's going to happen.

God, fucking Borini. So clumsy from Anita. Struggling to see anything better than 1-1 at the moment. Could be much worse.

Awful tackle. That's 1-0 - Krul doesn't save pens.

Fuck

I didn't realize how much I hate Borini until I just saw his face.

So soft.

That's a great shooting position for Santon. And an awful shot.

Umm, there's one massive difference.

Where's Cabaye?

Dear god.

Ugh, just dragged it.

COME ON!

Newcastle 1-0 Sunderland West Ham 2-1 Swansea Cardiff 1-0 Norwich Everton 3-2 Aston Villa Fulham 1-1 Southampton Hull 0-1 Tottenham Stoke 0-1 Man Utd West Brom 2-2 Liverpool Arsenal 2-0 Crystal Palace Man City 2-1 Chelsea

There are so many depressing and embarrassing quotes in that article I don't know where to begin.