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If Sunderland get Bendtner I'm going to be really fucking pissed off.

Tell that to the chicken cutlet bacon melt I just ordered. Today's Sandwich of the Day. Most exciting thing of my day so far. I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack, but in a good way. What a sandwich.

Gradel, wasn't it?

"It may be possible..." tbh. Farrington - may be possible that while the player is keen to think about #nufc, Twente are not keen to consider a fresh bid at this late stage. Come on Sewelly!

For the 100th time, that's not an issue.

Tell that to the chicken cutlet bacon melt I just ordered. Today's Sandwich of the Day. Most exciting thing of my day so far.

I'm scared to go get lunch.

Yup, not a flashy signing, but would be a very good one.

These are the two I'm pinning my hopes to now. I'll take either.

No reason not to get Ridgewell done if we do want him since they want Ranger.

You know what's sexy? 89 goals in 223 appearances at club level.

Fixed that for you.

Now I'm picturing Derek dressed up as a driver with an erasable board that he scrambles to write different names on in the hope that one of them will get in a car with him and sign for us. This would be much funnier as a photoshop, but I'm too lazy/busy hitting f5.

If we sign Sturridge I will gladly p*ss in someone's mouth. Put that in your sig Neil. Gladly p*ss in your own mouth? - In the Sig please Neil!!!!! I didn't say mine. Though I'm so sure he's not going anywhere that it might as well be mine.

People are bitching about the possibility of Bendtner in the Transfer Deadline Day thread. Go sort it out.

Their sources are the various Dutch media reports. They don't know anything.

Yes please.

Maybe we're actually trying to conduct some business instead of feeding him bullshit like we have for the past couple windows. Just an optimistic thought.

Was Arteta one of the players Kenwright said he wouldn't sell?

Not me. There's no point in loaning him. Play Sammy and Vuckic. If we're going to develop players they should be our own.

If we sign Sturridge I will gladly piss in someone's mouth. Put that in your sig Neil.

Hope he enjoys playing in that joke of a league with comments like that.

Could this open the door for Carroll to come back in a cut-price deal...? HA! Why on earth aren't we chasing Sturridge, signing that lad would be an immense buy. He will impact straight away. so what if he's £18m, thats half the price of Ca$$oll!! How'ay Cashley. Because he's not available.