Fenham Mag

Mike Dean making sure he is getting noticed today one way or the other.

He's obviously told his teammates he is signing for Newcastle. We have been speaking to him since before Christmas so I would think personal terms have all been agreed on.

Joe Hart is fucking shit.

Riley trolling there

Sounds about as far along the process as we got to with Modric. Didn't the official website say we had a agreed a fee too?

LOL

Yeh, Pen and red for me.

What?

George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes Remy: still work to be done, including on length of contract, personal terms & medical. But #Nufc on track to announce by Tues or Weds.

He's the one , wor Loic Remyyyyyyy.

Just mentioned on super sunday

It's forecast for snow in Newcastle tonight, it would be fucking typical for his flight to Newcastle to be cancelled

Rafael is so good.

Global agreement

Officiel quotes.

Nad Hussain ‏@nad_THFC Massive bullet dodged with Loic Remy, I think he has scored less than 5 goals since we were linked with him this time last year #Rubbish lerl.

Anyone else expecting the worst after the positive news on Remy ?

Ben Arfa is pulling the strings to be honest.

The best part of a new signing is definitely the gifs

Pain makes the good times better

Marveaux - Cisse - Remy

Like Cajun isn't excited, he's just stripped off his dressing gown and is running around in his boxers shouting ' HASHTAG TOONARMY!!!11'

Thought it was fake, but YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

An absolutely terrific squad player, we need more like him. We've missed Ryan Taylor in this sense.

1. Who says this? 2. Marseille are not a pointless club.