Fenham Mag

Sorry mate but you'll have to do much better than that as an opening post. The subject is not off limits but it is going to take a better, longer and more considered OP than that one.

Got to applaud Chelsea, fantastic by them.

I think that f***s us out of Europe pretty much because 4th would drop into the Europa League. (I think) Ah right , cheers.

No. Why not? What happens then?

If Chelsea win the CL and finish 5th , does Europa League place go down to 6th?

Yes.

HOWAY NAPOLI. SHUT THESE 2 FUCKWITS UP.

England's Lionheart , JT (to his friends).

Wish me Dad would stop going on about the Chelsea Physio, getting really awkward.

Put him in a lion costume with a Chelsea badge.

A goal for the whole of England.

How has Torres got a RightToPlay?

Yee've obviously never been to Kimberley Park to watch Prudhoe Town You would be correct, Sir.

Napoli fans are the maddest bunch of cunts I've ever saw.

I can't remember many Italian teams winning in England. My memory isn't great though. Only 1 I can remember in recent years was Inter @ Chelsea when they won the CL. Inter beat us 4-1 at SJP.

Chelsea 'not learning their lesson' against a much better team, how dare they.

Boom , headshot. Apart from the dirty tactics, some great looking players for the future there.

So sick of Adrian Chiles. Every sentence he has a breath in the middle.

Tesco's own brand is lethal like.

Pisses the Madrid fans right off when we sing 'Shola turned you down' , what they could have been with that man with the Manzana's.

I like SEMTEX

Rooney for me. At Wolves, i can see Man United winning 5-0.

Got 52 this gameweek. It would have been a lot more if i remembered to put Gerrard as captain (It was my plan but i got sidelined by alcohol). Made a few transfers and my team for the run-in is looking like this: http://i.imgur.com/aNb0k.png

Wtf?

"playing for liverpool isn't like playing for newcastle or sunderland, this is a special club' Newcastle is a special club in its own right. Fucking bollocks Souness, bitter cunt.