Fenham Mag

Bender is a decent signing for them. I dont think his princess girlfriend will fancy Sunderland though.

He'll go when Ashley goes.

Scared of helicopters, puff.

Great news.

Smokescreen.

TOP 6 CLUB , HELICOPTER ON STANDBY , HAHAHAHHAHA

Closer, closer, oh god Mike im gonna , im gonnna , Fuckkkkk Yeahhhhhh

Steady on.

Ridgewell - Colo - Taylor - Santon Would like Ridgewell here, very sensible move.

19tmb titus bramble All rumours of me leaving safc are untrue. Don't know where they come from or who starts them but there's no truth in any of them What rumours Titus?

Looks like teeth girl: http://i51.tinypic.com/a10h83.jpg

Bruce got hungry when he heard about the Chinese whispers. "To be honest , i thought Whispers were manufactured in the UK, we will be doing everything we can to get this one over the line"

f*** sake, not exactly the sort of signing we need at the moment, is he?! why not?We bought a 20 year old left back.

simonbirdmirror Simon Bird One from @ karl_dj Zlatko Zahovič (NK Maribor Director) tells SLO3. #NUFC have made a bid for ROBERT BERIC. Age 20,6’2 striker

Boner gif.

FreddieBoswell7 Christian Macheda's agent still expects him to join Newcastle on loan #nfc #mufc

Mustn't have been impressed enough by him.

You heard that Ramage is off to Palace then? No , Anton Ferdinand for QPR.

Malmaison>St.James Park>Jesmond Dene House>Osborne Road

Football_Agent9 Football Agent Ribery signs for Chelsea.

Jessica Ennis time

Whos this douche? Wearing a t-shirt with a blazer?

Me neither, i have the Jim White bug.

My confidence in a win has just grown ten-fold.

Fee agreed for Anton Ferdinand. LOL