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Love that Portugal kit, going there in August, will have to buy the shirt.

Howay Paraguay!

Well that was unexpected.

I like it when all the players of both sides know their national anthem. Pisses me off with England sometimes when they just stand there, sing your anthem and show some pride!

Italy v Paraguay should be ok. Howay Paraguay!

Deserved win for Japan.

M'Bia has been dreadful all game and then he does that.

Geremi still has a good cross on him like. Remember Taylor's first away at Everton in Kinnear's first match. What a fucking ball in that was.

I'll be looking out for every away game in the North-West and the home game against the Mackems. Want to make it my first tyne-wear derby.

Semis without playing particularly well.

But not before the unstoppable force of New Zealand meet the immovable object of Slovakia in a match already being described as on this Tuesday. I think I might give that one a miss.

Cameroon's kit is canny.

Thankfully the first of the second group matches is on Wednesday, the games will be far more open as teams know they need to win.

Muller is class.

You're not rubbish, just worse than Germany, Argentina, Brazil, Spain and maybe Holland. Probably about right. Think we could just about do Holland.

England will be fine with Barry back in the team. Give Gerrard free reign behind Rooney and we'll get through. Germany are canny like.

Aye.

This is going to be a raping of epic proportions.

We're better than Australia, man! I have to agree. USA have some good players. Australia are just shit.

Far too easy. Cracking ball by Lahm like.

Cracking finish that.

Stonewall.

It's the forecheck that's letting Serbia down, tbh. You fuckers took the easiest ones. Umm yeah Serbia's pitching has been woeful.

Thought the US v England match occasionally had some good football. South Korea too. Change your f***ing avatar, man. The pun underneath is genius to be fair No matter how much of a dick I'm being now, You and I know you'll make your money back when the NFL starts up again. Aye if the 49ers don't make the playoffs with the team we have now you'll find me in a ditch somewhere. Aye, that Ted Ginn was the final piece of the puzzle. We're gonna destroy you at Wembley then who will be writing a smiley ey? Fight ya in the carpark afterwards, let's see how you talk trash without any teeth sunshine. I'm honestly not quick witted enough to think of a response. Much like the 49ers quarterback when faced with a blitz then... Or the Denver one, to be fair. Could be worse could be Jay Cutler. To be fair to Cutler he is very good at making quick decisions and getting rid of the ball. Granted he usually throws it to one of the opposition defenders... but the point remains. 5 picks against us last year. Was awesome to watch. Cutler is a head case. Throwing Mike Martz into the mix will not help either. Aye, recipe for disaster.