Too many, and that's just not me bragging. Playground, 5 a side there was one time when I played both Football and Rugby League for local teams, if both were at home I'd finish one then go straight to the other. I used to rape people for the football team one season because I was actually playing in the age below
Scored a screamer playing 5 a side once, left foot top corner whilst on the run, beautiful strike. To be honest I get more satisfaction out of remembering results. A few years ago me and a few mates had a five a side team, we were s***, near the bottom of the league, playing a team in 3rd who were bigger than us man for man, I just sat at the back for most of it, stopping everything and breaking forward to score twice and we won probably our s*** little team's finest moment.
I was always better at Rugby though and could go on for much longer about the tries I scored.