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Anita with some amazing movement - ignored by HBA unfortunately.

Dat corner wonga conga

Because he's too small and too weak and too shit man. Keep up ffs.

This is Pardew's "front foot football" charging forward aimlessly doing fuck all just like a shit 5 a side team of wankers.

It's Saturday afternoon m8

Why has the Everton apparently not kicked off Neil?

Mido giving a very good analysis of our 442 today saying it's a gamble against a 3 man central midfield. Saying that one of Anita and Sissoko has to do a man marking job on Nolan. Going the other way, if we use our fullbacks correctly we could isolate WH's fullbacks and create a lot of chances. First time I've heard Mido, but he seems pretty clued up

We are the main match on AJS HD1 with Mido and Clive Allen in the studio. Expecting us to win.

Sanogo on for Podolski

True dat true dat homes.

Never scored an easier tap in to be fair.

Bent scores

Karagounisaurus on for Sidwell

This head-turned excuse is bollocks. I genuinely don't believe it. Pretty sure now that the club has been actively trying to flog him all summer. Beggars AND choosers.

I'd be embarrassed if I were in that away end. So bad. Monreal on for Giroud

Another sumptuous finish from Podolski.

No Joe Cole for them. And fuck me look at the state of that defence. We need to win the individual battles in the final 3rd against that rabble.

Kacaniklic on for Taarabt.

Had on lads, this is Shola's breakthrough year. Give him a chance.

Bent on for the Duffer

Aaron Ramsey

Coming on in a few.

Gus Poyet today's pundit on Al Jazeera, alongside Grey and Keys. Will analyse every nuance of every word he says, body language etc.