Novocastrian

He's a great example to other juvenile delinquents; he kept a low profile, stayed out of trouble and has been rewarded for his commitment.

We need a backlash against Pardew, starting now. This is disgusting.

We're we this bad when Ba was managing us?

I want some of what you're smoking. I'm on the Cloughy diet.

I reckon we've got a goal in us somewhere, I predict 1-1.

Can't see Shola going off weakening us in any way, except as a body in the box at corners.

Even worse than Matalan?

Been another problem all season; gap between MF and attack.

Ranger hatrick then a straight swap with OM for Remy

I'd take him as our manager right now. That's how desperate things are. Hmmm close one. At least he's a good laugh though. He's a miserable sour faced c***. Comes out with some class s**** jokes though no? As a manager he refuses to answer journalist's questions and has the same type of uncommunicative style as Dalglish. But his jokes? I'm watching on Portuguese TV so I've been spared that particular delight. I'll take your word for it though

Dummet and Dumber. cheered me up anyway!

I'd take him as our manager right now. That's how desperate things are. Hmmm close one. At least he's a good laugh though. He's a miserable sour faced c***. Comes out with some class s**** jokes though no? As a manager he refuses to answer journalist's questions and has the same type of uncommunicative style as Dalglish.

I would hate this team too if I wasn't a fan.

I'd take him as our manager right now. That's how desperate things are. Hmmm close one. At least he's a good laugh though. He's a miserable sour faced cunt.

We can only get better, I doubt even Pardew is stupid enough to let Shola come out for the 2nd half.

yes, shola Over the last 12 months Shola has really looked the part as a 70-75 min substitute. 90 minutes is too much of a slog, it's pitiful to watch.

Pardew needs some stick for this, notwithstanding the lack of investment he should be getting something out of these players. This is a stroll in the park for Brighton. Come on ffs!

Bring Campbell and Marv on ffs, get Stroller off.

Self fulfilling prophecy: treat the game like a hindrance, put out a shit team, stroll around not giving a fuck, get beat, go home.

I've seen Allardyce's teams play more football, shameful!

This, been same all season, it's like a 5 a side game.

Fucking be incandescent if I'd made the trip down there and there's no considerable increase in the effort levels.

Same shit, different day

Thank fuck for that! Here's me sat here fucked off because I thought we'd been beat 2-1.

Probably the most ragged NUFC performance ive seen in years this. No control, shape or direction.