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He's reached Alan Smith levels of productivity.

I think this is probably true but where will fat Ash draw the line, defeat at Villa? Chelsea? Tottenham? There's a really good chance we will be in the bottom three after the Spurs game. Bad times

Now admitted that bringing Marv off was a mistake.

Marveaux came off because we needed a 'tackler' on the pitch! Fuck off Pardew you imbecile.

Pretty harsh putting those two in the same sentence Unfair on Kinnear?

I'd take Martinez in a flash.

One can only hope, but..........

Pound for pound he is the worst manager in the PL. Players like Cabaye and HBA wasted on this chimp.

Restless but docile.

He won't man, get real

We need a full on protest with 2000-3000 for fat Mike to notice, it's not going to happen, apathy has set in.

No chance of this happening.

Alan Pardew is big shite.

.....or Shola.

I know I shouldn't laugh but if I'm worrying about other teams results with 16 matches to go I might as well fucking top myself now. Fuck Chelsea.

These days? We've been obsessed with them for years. One of the sticks we used to beat Shepherd with was the state of the f***ing finances and how unsustainable it all was. The issue here isn't the finances. It's never the finances. If we're not playing well then our supporters will look for a reason and for some reason it always seems to come down to the money. Nowadays we're not spending enough of it and can't attract quality. A few years ago we were spending too much and had a team full of mercenaries as a result. We win and no one gives a f*** about the cash. We play so s*** these days, people are going nuts. Me included. I wish we had a manager with a clear/nice-to-watch football philosophy. I have no clue what Pardew really wants, seems to have no clue. Thats my big issue these days, more than any signings we are not making True, whilst we are desperately short of reinforcements it costs nothing to set your team up competently and get some movement.

Hawking's battery lasts more than 20 minutes to be fair to him. He's also comfortably faster than Ameobi.

One look at SJP proves this. I don't think he has any ambition for the club beyond plugging SD and clawing back the money he lost by not undertaking due diligence. I think that was his original intention but the success of the 'model': buy younger, or damaged/maverick, players with a sell on fee and put them on relatively low wages has, I think, changed his outlook. As long as he can keep them coming in and has a compliant,semi-competent, manager who can keep us in the top flight the cunt is literally printing money. Once the TV moolah starts rolling in and we continue making a profit he has no need to jeopardise the status quo by doing anything risky like attempting to win a trophy or crazy shit like that.

Just don't change at LHR.

He bought us as a platform for his gash sportswear empire, he (or one of his cronies) admitted that ages ago.

We nearly did but the fat bucket of shit won't be going anywhere until he's had his money back, then some.

I know I should be pleased that Soton are getting beat (embarassing isn't it) but after the week we've had? Demba Ba

There's a great belief in the group.

They will never be met by the board, the 'system' does not allow it. He'll be off before too long, not to one of the real big boys though, just a more ambitious club than us. The players can always move on but we are stuck here

Considering the cunt can't read or write, or use a computer he's a fucking menace.