Neil

What's his goals and assist record like? Sorry, I placed his outstanding footballing ability above that. He's a deep-lying player. I'm pretty sure you know this already, mind.

Completely and utterly dispute the notion that Modric won't hurt teams. They have some very good players. Fully expect Brazil to win but hardly a total shock if Croatia get a draw.

Fred anytime.

15/2 for 3-0 by itself.

Caroline, half Brazilian.

Rakitic anytime 12/1 seems decent. Takes a few few free kicks no?

Gordon's alive!

Cannavaro has no fucking idea who Lee Dixon is.

Got £60 knocking about in my Betvictor account which I never ended up using for pre-WC bets. Tempted to hoy it all on something slightly daft in the Brazil game.

Ronaldo, Ibra, Tim Howard.

Fucking hell, that monstrosity finally comes to an end, then we're surrounded by the ramblings of Clive and Adrian.

Don't fucking cheer, Flip.

Jesus Christ that arse.

MY EARS

Just bring Pavarotti out or something ffs.

Is this actually happening?

This does not appear to be CAR-NE-VALLL! Lying little shits.

Half-empty stadium watching this heap of shit. Well done, Brazil. Well done.

Is this a parallel universe?

Cannavaro already regretting this decision.

dat staging

Oh, good. An episode of Holiday with Ian Wright.

dixon: fabio u r mai hero cannavaro: hu r u

Cannavaro. Chiles.

Anytime scorer odds don't seem too bad at all. Will wait for teams but while a lot of firms are going evens and shorter for one, if not both of them, shop aroun and you'll get 6/5 Neymar, 6/4 Fred.