Neil

Admittedly, my winnings are very small compared to others. Still.

Southampton win 5-2 at Ipswich.

Blimey, last minute goal at Vicarage Road just as I typed that. 4-0, though.

Great stuff. More pounds! Literally pounds! I'm taking the bookies to the cleaners these past 2 nights.

Arsenal can count themselves very, very, very lucky to have won that.

Koscielny is truly thick.

Great save.

Problem everyone?

Likely discontent in the squad, perhaps lacking a bit of confidence, have some key players out. What that calls for is a few mildly audible cheers here and there.

Leeds going to get off the mark. 4-1 up vs Hull.

If I was an Arsenal fan I'd be raging at him for how he's played. Not even dropping back to at least help out. Gash, is there any real reason off the pitch he wouldn't be performing well?

You sound suprised. I don't think he's that bad a player. But he's really been awful tonight.

Chamakh has been truly fucking woeful.

Chamakh has done precisely nothing up front, Gervinho and Walcott are struggling to get into the game after the first 5-10 minutes, they have little control in the centre of midfield (which is worrying for Arsenal), and their defence looks all over the place as soon as Udinese attack. But maybe it's just mental strength.

Koscielny.

Would rather spend the money from one of those on a good defender. YEAH PIGGUM, FUCK YEE!

No, because he got the most points last season!

OK, I'll hold my hands up, didn't realise Southend had won their first 2.

Southampton looking very good. Won their first 2, and they're 3-0 up at Ipswich.

Howay Crawley, prove your promotion credentials.

Arsenal fortunate to be ahead really.

Go for Johnson or Cole then. But there's no surprise Baines is £8m.

Unfortunately true, hope Gibbs proves me wrong. Right on time.

Gibbs and Clichy are equally huge liabilities defensively.