The Prophet

2-0 Fulham. Murphy penalty.

Wow Ray has given 'Frank' man of the match. I'm truly shocked, really I didn't see it coming like a mile of bad road at all.

Aye, can't beat a few early points on the board.

f*** knows who on here. Just I heard someone last night say something like "imagine how good we'd be if Carroll was still here". Really annoyed me, we would be much worse off because he's crap. Aye couple of blokes in the boozer yesterday produces some gems. Apparently our start to the season is 'alright' while his mate accepted it was 'OK'. There was also a moment when Ba had the ball and was surrounded by three defenders and he went backwards they shouted 'what are you doing man!? That's crap' I too was expecting a Messi-esque dribble and a finish from the edge of the box. To be fair to them, I love taking the p*ss when I'm watching in a pub, was screaming for a penalty yesterday when Ba had that slip in the 2nd half when about to shoot. The thing is they were being deadly serious, worrying.

Wilkins really is a cretinous human being.

f*** knows who on here. Just I heard someone last night say something like "imagine how good we'd be if Carroll was still here". Really annoyed me, we would be much worse off because he's crap. Aye couple of blokes in the boozer yesterday produces some gems. Apparently our start to the season is 'alright' while his mate accepted it was 'OK'. There was also a moment when Ba had the ball and was surrounded by three defenders and he went backwards they shouted 'what are you doing man!? That's crap' I too was expecting a Messi-esque dribble and a finish from the edge of the box.

Ray may as well whack Lampards kecks down and give him a good pounding. Sickening stuff.

A Bosingwa goal would go down nicely now the silly bastard has lost his clean sheet. Oh he's going off, fuck off AVB you handsome cunt.

We don't have the team to be playing a diamond, plus as Chelsea discovered it's a formation that isn't suited to Premier League football. It would be very harsh to drop Best at the moment, so the only option would be to stick Jonas on the right and Ben Arfa on the left. Where does that leave Marveaux though? Nice problem to have mind.

I'm going to stop betting against Leyton Orient, hope they go into administration.

Could be a cracking game for the neutral. Spurs always play some good stuff and we're in cracking form. They generally don't enjoy their trips to the north east but I'd still take a draw.

He's lazy at times He bottles the challange He lack's intelligence His end product is unreliable Apart from that he's alright

I'm just hoping it's Udinese that is going to ruin Neil's bet.

At least half time will give Bolton fifteen mniutes to lube up to prevent anymore discomfort.

The dilema with Ben Arfa is that Pardew has clearly earmarked him as the man to play behind a lone striker. However it would be incredibly harsh to drop either, both are scoring and both are playing well. At the same time it is frustrating to have such a talented player sitting on the bench. We could either wait until one of the pair up front put in a poor shift or two and drop them, or accomodate Ben Arfa on the left where he played a bit last season.

And against QPR ? And Scunthorpe... And Fulham...Even parts of the derby... We were by far the superior team against Fulham like, particularly second half.

Swansea DNB Spurs DNB Barca -1

Second half it looked like we tried to sit back and hit them on the counter. It worked at first but we just ended up getting trapped in our own 18 yard area.

Remind me a lot of the Liverpool game at SJP the season we went down, Given was man of the match.

Bolton are getting rinsed, could be a cricket score if they're not careful.

The Chelsea physio, woof.

Absolutely woeful goal to concede from Bolton's point of view. Before that they gave Bosingwa the freedom of the Reebok to whip in a cross as well, poor.

Genuine question....do we? We don't usually have any momentum to lose.

I think the guy who dished out the match ratings on Sky was on the disco biscuits.