Geordie Ahmed

Good, was worried he was going to rack up points plus no clean sheet for him. Could do with another couple from Aguero in the second half to recover my shit gameweek

Have Aguero as captain so need to score lots

Fun evening. Was a bit nervous during the first half because we weren't putting away the few clear-cut chances we made, but we were far more dangerous in the second half, hoying Coutinho in helped. As I said elsewhere, losing Iniesta makes it that Messi has to drop deeper to create stuff, I hope Coutinho can fill that role so Messi can be freed to just score great goals. Dembelé had a great game too, unlucky to not bag one. Hope he has a breakout season, Valverde seems to like him. Anyway, Alavés are pretty crap but it's always nice to have a good start. When Arthur came on Coutinho went further forward and I thought you looked more dangerous. I've not seen much of Arthur BUT the commentators were suggesting he would be the one to replace Iniesta (not sure if they were just saying that because he's got the shirt number).

He was shit today, no one will defend that performance BUT some of our fans are absolute doylems, giving him stick on social media and others with extremely short memories. He was brilliant last week, dodgy touch for the chance BUT was taking players on for fun and driving us up the pitch. He'll not put a worse performance than that again. Still one of the first names on the team sheet for me (after his inevitable 3 match ban obviously)

Arsenal with another similar chance

Good finish that

Another sitter for Arsenal

2-0, Arsenal gettig ruined

That's a sitter

Arsenal getting battered here.

Not Kenedy

Blatant pen, please don't miss

Better off trying the old Nobby/Shearer free kick

2 fouls by Arter since his yellow, obviously not gonna get sent off

That should be a red

He's looked disinterested since coming on, can we rule out him wanting a little break so he can go back to London for a bit? Should be made to train with the kids for the next few weeks.

Maybe Hayden wanted some time off

Wtf

This ref man

Kenedy very lucky

Conceding too many set pieces

Manquillo is dog shit like, surely Sterry couldn't be worse

Probably missing someone obvious BUT Juninho was the first name that came to mind. Ravanelli too.

Newcastle fan scoring the goal as well, class

Losing by 2 now, lol