Geordie Ahmed

Cabaye, Palace winning

Amazing that this still needs explaining. It doesn't. The fact the definition of racism is being diluted virtually by the week is amazing. How long will it be before calling someone a 'Byker b******' or 'Wallsend w*****' (no offence) is considered racist. And please, lets not pretend those who have climbed onto their 'high horse' have never uttered a racist comment at some point in their lives. Modern definition of course. For the love of God. Will people with this mindset please go away and do a bit of homework about protected characteristics, and importantly, WHY they're protected characteristics, before coming up with their own completely daft answers like this one? It's the same sort of crap you hear from people trying to claim that 'Paki' is just an abbreviation, completely ignoring the historical, social implications that have ensured that it's definitely no longer an abbreviation. Like howeh man, you have a responsibility to learn this s*** and it takes 5 minutes to Google and read about.

Interested to read the findings. Surely they would have found him guilty with some solid evidence knowing they will have to report their findings and that Shelvey can take this further if necessary. Regardless, the suggestion by some that we get rid is nonsensical.

What a way to lose

Ronaldo is so boring in comparison, very good at what he does BUT it's robotic.

Some goal that, Messi

Messi with some further class play, Alba with the goal

Class goal from Barca

Think Arsenal win this with ease

Cabaye ruined in the build up to that goal

Atsuuuuuuu

Class game, Everton did well to keep it out at the end

Everton win

Jagielka sent off, second yellow

Yep, stay like this and it's effectively a 10 point lead if we win tomorrow

Ashley Williams 2-1 Everton

Baines cross, Coleman header, 1-1

Sammy just scored a class goal for Bolton

Aye, lost 7 out 8

Awesome, hopefully more decisions go against him

Hull are terrible, unfortunately Palace win this without too much difficulty

Dortmund equalise, get in

Benzema makes it 2-0, lush cross from Rodriguez

Don Hutchinson Ah right, knew he sounded familiar but he mentioned playing for Liverpool and I can't recall him playing for them

Anyone know who the co commentator in the Barca game is?