Geordie Ahmed

Actually just checked Rooney had it 1) Messi 2) Muller 3)Ronaldo

Except Neymar was better than Ronaldo

Pretty much this. I know people are worried about the slating he's getting from Swansea fans but IMO that's down to him angling for a move for some time now. Plus I suspect Swansea fans have not seen Colback and how utterly shit he really is

Kante is shorter than Colback, height is irrelevant

Needs to be sacked, has had more than enough time Don't hate him like Pardew BUT he has shown to be crap

Was impressed with Besic at the World Cup, needs to be starting all the time for them

Lukaku

Class from Aguero

'Stop running back Hatem, let the defenders worry about that, you save your energy '

The thought of that makes me sick BUT Ben Arfa strikes me as the kind of guy that would not go to Sunderland regardless of the money on offer, despite the awful way he was treated by the management he clearly loves the fans

I think he will long term become a very good player, seen enough glimpses of quality from him, I just hope he realises his potential with us He should not be leading the line, should have been gradually brought into the team and given plenty of time to adjust. A bit like Jon Dahl Tomasson being thrown into the deep end all those years ago and struggling to cope, should not have happened to him and should not be happening to Mitrovic

It's his movement that's quality, he would go back to being useless if he came to us right now since we don't play to his strengths at all Looking at the goals he scores, he relies on the midfielders releasing it quickly and playing it along the ground, neither of which we do

Should sack him and get Rafa in

Shocking from Negredo

Anita and Colback in the middle, what could go wrong? Moral of the story is we need signings True BUT trying something else has to be preferred to Anita and Colback as that is clearly a failure, which is why the team Halcyondaze suggested is not that ridiculous really

This is what I'd like to happen, it won't though. Elliot Janmaat Mbemba Colo Mbabu Tiote Aarons Sissoko Gini Thauvin Mitro You want us to be relegated? Absolutely nothing wrong with that XI tbh. 2 players started less than 5 premier league games between them. Tiote picked behind a no defending midfield based on one half decent game, a striker who can't score, a winger who hasn't done anything since he signed, a defender that can just attack and a past it centre back. That's just the start. It's the best we could currently name imo. How would you set us up? Elliot Janmaat colo mbemba dummett Tiote Colback Sissoko de Jong wini Perez Having Sissoko and Gini in a midfield 3 ahead is better than playing the anonymous Colback and De Jong in front

Colback's 2 match ban is imminent and Anita is out for another few weeks. He's got no option but to try Tiote, Wijnaldum and Sissoko as a central 3 and mix and match the other 3 places. http://i.imgur.com/rPJKZ7w.jpg Lol, beat me to it

Ighalo almost puts Watford ahead, playing well here so far

Giroud was okay considering he got an assist BUT I subbed him in for Kane, now watch Kane outscore him

West Brom 2-1 now

Yay, only 1 win away from safety now

Mackems winning, what a horrible minute

Typical

Bloody Man-U, useless

Get in, got plenty of time braces, chuffed he has got the hat trick. Time for a double hat trick?