Geordie Ahmed

I bought one last week, it's canny. They started doing long sleeve one's, kinda want that one as well.

Did you type that in the time it took the rebound to go in Nah, saw the rebound go in BUT wanted to add drama for anyone following via here

BUT rebound goes in, get in

Knew it, misses

Pen to Everton, watch Rooney miss

Swansea take the lead, ffs

Played well against Arsenal so typically reckon it will be rubbish performance and result.

Has Lanzini been charged or likely to be? Or is it just wishful thinking? He is an important player for them, we could do with someone like him.

Need this to be a battering

Get in, 2-0 to Man-U

I think that's the best formation for him and us. Ideally we just need to upgrade Hayden and Perez

No room for De Bruyne? I'd rather have Isco. You haven't picked Isco Also De Bruyne has been much better than Pogba so he should be ahead of him Any current XI that doesn't have De Bruyne in it is wrong

No room for De Bruyne?

Zaha makes it 2-0

Gonna get ruined plus West Ham will probably win to send us into the bottom 3

Palace leading, ffs

Hardly like Ritchie is contributing defensively, look at the goals we have conceded recently from that side and look where Ritchie is

As if Mitro is going to play

Suarez gives Barca the lead, good goal

I've watched it a few times, still don't think it's a red.

Raba gets a straight red, awful decision

I didn't think it was a pen either BUT Lovren was stupid for putting his hands on him, it's asking for trouble

Boreinho reckons Herrera's dive was a penalty ??

Going to be sweet to hear what crap he comes up with

That's a blatant elbow