Geordie Ahmed

Scored another and has an assist, maybe he will finally get that hat trick

Have they not stored yet?

I went with Giroud captain BUT might change it

Reads the game very well, to the point you rarely have to see him off his feet diving into tackles because he's already there. Presses the opposition very well and doesn't just run around after the ball. And the tidiness you detest is a job which someone has to do to tick over the play from the back and he's good at it. You might want to forget about Colback but you just can't. A lot of the time Anita is actually looking to cover out for his shitness or lack of positional sense. Tiote isn't intelligent enough on the football pitch to look after Colback. Be very surprised if that doesn't become glaringly obvious in the upcoming games if those two are selected which they most likely will be. He's hopeless man. Been here ages and you can count on one hand the amount of good games he's had in that time. Total non entity of a player. Doesn't score goals, doesn't create goals, not a great tackler and more often than not you struggle to realise he's actually on the pitch which should never be the case for a player who plays in such a prominent position. We need a completely new central midfield and we need it quickly otherwise we are down. You're obvious not intelligent enough to appreciate him! Seriously though "total non entity of a player" sums him up. Sometimes when people say he's had a good game I'm totally baffled because he seems to be as ineffective in pretty much every game. That's just not true, he has had good games, more than a handful He needs upgrading BUT he is not a complete liability like Jack Colback If you think he is ineffective in pretty much every game then aye I would question your intelligence As has already been said, you could count on one hand the number of good games he's had. I think that's what the inflated opinion of Anita on here comes down to. Failure to appreciate Anita could be seen as approving of the dreaded Colback! In truth both are rubbish. Both have contributed the same amount to the team (very little). Only if you're a Mackem

Reads the game very well, to the point you rarely have to see him off his feet diving into tackles because he's already there. Presses the opposition very well and doesn't just run around after the ball. And the tidiness you detest is a job which someone has to do to tick over the play from the back and he's good at it. You might want to forget about Colback but you just can't. A lot of the time Anita is actually looking to cover out for his shitness or lack of positional sense. Tiote isn't intelligent enough on the football pitch to look after Colback. Be very surprised if that doesn't become glaringly obvious in the upcoming games if those two are selected which they most likely will be. He's hopeless man. Been here ages and you can count on one hand the amount of good games he's had in that time. Total non entity of a player. Doesn't score goals, doesn't create goals, not a great tackler and more often than not you struggle to realise he's actually on the pitch which should never be the case for a player who plays in such a prominent position. We need a completely new central midfield and we need it quickly otherwise we are down. You're obvious not intelligent enough to appreciate him! Seriously though "total non entity of a player" sums him up. Sometimes when people say he's had a good game I'm totally baffled because he seems to be as ineffective in pretty much every game. That's just not true, he has had good games, more than a handful He needs upgrading BUT he is not a complete liability like Jack Colback If you think he is ineffective in pretty much every game then aye I would question your intelligence

Aye, him and Dummett make me seriously wonder how they made it as professional footballers

They've played about 5 games between them They literally couldn't be any worse tho Crazy idea, why would you use two natural left sided players on the left side?? Insane! Aye it might turn out horse s*** but when you're staring down the barrel anything is worth a try, they aren't world beaters but adding a bit of width and choice to our attack making us less predictable must be worth a try at least. they are both right footed.... Aarons is left footed, Mbabu is right footed

Agghhh, horrible news :(

Aye, Ighalo has to be in the team

Damn, was hoping for Captain Lukaku hat-trick

Norwich beating Villa, we are still in the relegation zone as things stand

A bit late now BUT people knew that they had until 2pm today to use 1 of their 2 wildcards?

To be fair he is quick to hide

This has crap result and crap performance written all over it

Personally I'd try something like: Wiji Anita Sissoko De Jong Thauvan Perez If Mitro is out. I would give that a try BUT sadly the only way Colback doesn't play is if he is injured or suspended

4-0 now, Long is too quick

Absolute joke

That's a sitter, aagghhhhhh

Colback the moron

Janmaat booked yet nowt for Coleman, makes sense

Double figures please

2 assists so far, going well

That Blind cross, hahaha

Should have scored that, mug

Hahahahahah, this is class