Geordie Ahmed

and this is why Ashley will keep shafting us, we turn up no matter what

Oh dear, looks like it's getting full

What did he say? I don't have Sky. - even if you don't win, you want that hope but that has been killed because of Mike Ashley - the cups are important but Ashley doesn't care

Trying to blame the players a bit too much though

Fair play to Carragher, speaking sense

Would be class if stays like this

2-0 Aguero

What an own goal

Looked a pen on first viewing (the Torres one)

Can imagine someone like Man City or Chelsea signing him. Weren't we liked with him at some point? Before Euro 2008 of memory serves me right, same as Arshavin

Love Turan

Good player, one our best BUT has been poor since January, seemed to give up once his move didn't materialise and we were stuck with an idiot in charge

Glad our English Centre Back was there to deal with that

Raylor the donkey

Obertan so crap

Oh dear

Man City are crap

Clichy having a shit game

Bad result, still have Valencia and Atletico to play, think Barca will blow this Suarez will be kicking himself, missed a couple of great chances

Suarez with another great chance

Suarez should have made it 3-0 and now Sevilla are back in it

Dodgy keeper

Lush free kick

Ronaldo booked, although it looked like a pen on first viewing

Rayo playing well against Real, easily the better side, so expect them to concede soon