Geordie Ahmed

His down to the bare bones is ridiculous when he starts crap like Taylor ahead of Abeid

After that Mackem win it's -10

Due to head to head a draw in one of the final 3 matches won't be enough if Real win all their matches, right?

Can you imagine Ronaldo letting someone else take a pen when he is on a hattrick? Nah, neither can I

Get in Southampton, get a few more now please

Fuck sake

Mackems get a penalty, fuck

Villa take the lead, Benteke

If the Mackems get something today then I think we are down

Lol, it surprisingly gets more ridiculous

Wahey and there is the typical red card

Mahrez just did Williamson in there

Lol, you thought we would get a point?

Nice and easy that Howay John, where's the pashun

Lol, this is awesome

Looked like the Premier League badge on Jonas shirt was coming off, fitting

Wow, Riviere, that was something

That tackle on Perez was dodgy

80 applicants and they gave it to a guy that eats crayons, arseholes the lot of them

That is just crazy, even if the injury crisis wasn't an exaggerated thing that would be horrendous Anyone know what's the worst losing run in the Premier League for all teams?

That would be the sensible thing BUT we know that's not how Mike Ashley operates

Listen, Carver has pashun and is one of us, he still has belief

Well there is a surprise

The one thing Ryan Taylor had was his delivery BUT that has turned to crap as well so he offers absolutely nothing now

That turn from Perez was lush